50 Shades of Grey

[Letters]

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"The unrelenting orgasms from his huge penis pounding my carp cavity made me come so hard, I began sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. By now, my calamari cockring was foaming like a rabid dog. After having my hatchet wound pounded, he then proceeded to pound my mud flap. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The thrusting of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus deep in my rusty bullet hole."

etc

[Syn]

What is with that book anyway? Pretty much all the wimin seem to be reading it. Someone should tell them the Internet can be used - visual aid is always superior to print form.

[Letters]

With my sugared almond now much like that bathroom door in The Shining, he thought it was time to start probing my poop chute. Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a butt nugget, I wondered? The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his tallywacker soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his stilton spear from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the Mr. Hanky off his flesh gordon. I awoke the next morning with my tuna canal still sliming. I thought it was over but his meaty member had other ideas. He cut a giant sewer trout on my tatas just so he could chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge.



Oh this is brilliant.

[PGFC]

Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his throbbing quim dagger made my flange custard trickle like Adele waiting for Greggs to open

[Letters]

Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's furburger looking like Brian May's plughole, and I was no different! I awoke the next morning with my penis pothole still draining. I thought it was over but his jebend had other ideas. I can't wait to consume the magician's wax from his piss pipe. There was baby gravy trickling from his one-eyed milkman and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. The fucking of my ring piece was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his washington monument deep in my turd-herder.

[The Ogg Monster]

Are these real quotes? Thats such terrible writing, god women are dumb.

[Marc Overmars]

They're not real but they parody the sort of quotes you can find in the book.

Some bint was reading it at lunch the other day, pure filth!

[Letters]

Well no, obviously they're not really from the book.

[Cripps_orig]

Walking to the train station after work and had to walk past the army barracks and saw one of them reading this.

Not good for the safety of our country

[V-Pig]

The weird thing is every reviewer reading it has commented on how poorly and clumsily written it is. But the hype-machine has started now. There's no stopping it! Even dedicated bookstores like Waterstones are forced to have big displays with it in.

So, in conclusion, it's badly written, not the world's first or dirtiest pornographic book, and visual porn is available online, but sufficient women (and presumably men) are happy enough to be thought of as massive tools by buying it because all their friends have. The sad pieces of shit.