Summer Transfer Speculation and Shit

[GP]

She said no.

Who did?

[Niall_Quinn]

Great to see our change in approach after securing the new commercial deals.

Stop being so negative. There are other things to think about here, like a name for the new yacht.

[Niall_Quinn]

hasnt played 5 consecutive games in his career

We can improve that to 4 consecutive games so don't see what the problem is. Great signing. Free, injury prone, untested, unknown, uncontested by the big clubs, unlikely to make any impact whatsoever. What's not to love?

[Cripps_orig]

He's older than Lukaku who pisses on him in every way.

And we all thought Project Youth had died

Still going strong and as shit as ever

[Master Splinter]

Great signing. Free, injury prone, untested, unknown, uncontested by the big clubs, unlikely to make any impact whatsoever. What's not to love?

Have we signed Amaury Bischoff?

Great player.

[Niall_Quinn]

Gunners fans hoping that he will be an immediate replacement for Robin van Persie are likely to be left disappointed, but if the young Frenchman is given the duration of his expected four-year deal to develop and manages to shrug off the injury problems that have hindered his development to date, there is little doubt that Wenger may just have found himself another diamond in the rough.

Don't see why he can't be the new van Persie. His injury record is second to none and there's no reason to discount the possibility of him spending seven years in the treatment room. Typical shoddy journalism again.

[Cripps_orig]

Shrug off his injury problems here? At Arsenal?

No chance.

[Niall_Quinn]

Don't want to write this guy off before he's even played, but I;d just like to take this opportunity to write this guy off.

Seriously though. £70mill.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Fuck off.

Where's my drug overdose kit?

Wenger is such a piss taker, doesn't he have any sort of a clue how a signing like this is going to be received by the fans? Okay, granted, this is almost certainly just a bit of side business before the main event of signing Cavani, Rooney, Messi etc. But he could surely forgive us for being worried that come kick off next season this is the only guy we end up signing. it's not as if absolute abject dire shit and daylight robbery like this has not happened before.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Hmm yeah that doesn't read quite as well as I had intended.

Moving on...

Yaya.



We save £28 million with our version though.

[Gooner23]

He really is the ultimate WUM.

Even if this dude is just going to be a squaddie I don't really see the point. May as well promote someone like Afobe into the first team as a back up striker.

And if he is coming in to challenge Giroud for the first choice starting spot, god help us!