This Weekend's Fixtures & Weekday Fixtures (04/05/06/07/08 May).

[Cripps_orig]

Still trying to find out which of you fuckers killed Charlie.

As a great man used to say, disgusting how sycophants are treated on here.

Knowing Charlie as I do, he probably logged out of GW and can't log back on cos he keeps putting Charlie the gooner down instead of Oliver's Xmas twist.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I would but I've done that a few times myself.

[Master Splinter]

Norwich could be in lot bit trouble if Villa beat them today.

RVW .

[Munchies]

Really hope Watford can pull it off, went to a school there and been to Vicarage road a dozen or so times.

Steve Bruce and his team will hopefully bottle it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thommo thinks it'll be better for Watford if they stay in the Championship. I can understand what he is trying to say but it seems a bit silly really, transfer embargo or not.

Merse is ill.

Or probably hungover. Or maybe he's actually LDG.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

I take it we are no less Soton fans today than we are proper Gooners.

Come on you Soton scrotes.

[GP]

Southampton have no chance.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Norwich: Bunn, Martin, Bassong, Ryan Bennett, Garrido, Snodgrass, Johnson, Howson, Pilkington, Hoolahan, Holt.
Subs: Camp, Whittaker, Jackson, Kamara, Elliott Bennett, Barnett, Tettey.

Aston Villa: Guzan, Lowton, Vlaar, Baker, Bennett, Westwood, Delph, Sylla, Agbonlahor, Benteke, Weimann.
Subs: Given, Bent, N'Zogbia, Holman, Bowery, Bannan, Lichaj.

Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tottenham: Lloris, Walker, Dawson, Vertonghen, Assou-Ekotto, Lennon, Huddlestone, Dembele, Dempsey, Bale, Defoe.
Subs: Friedel, Adebayor, Naughton, Sigurdsson, Holtby, Caulker, Carroll.

Southampton: Boruc, Clyne, Hooiveld, Fonte, Shaw, Cork, Steven Davis, Rodriguez, Do Prado, Lallana, Lambert.
Subs: Kelvin Davis, Yoshida, Forren, Ward-Prowse, Mayuka, De Ridder, Puncheon.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (England)

Kick-off delayed by half an hour due to a traffic accident.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Swansea: Vorm, Rangel, Chico, Williams, Davies, Britton, de Guzman, Routledge, Dyer, Hernandez, Michu.
Subs: Tremmel, Taylor, Monk, Shechter, Moore, Tiendalli, Agustien.

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Nastasic, Clichy, Toure, Milner, Nasri, Barry, Silva, Aguero.
Subs: Pantilimon, Dzeko, Kolarov, Javi Garcia, Rodwell, Toure, Tevez.

Referee: Mike Jones (Cheshire