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    Handy's agony column

    About to dip my toes in the water. Am far too content in my singledom and decided either get out and date again or start collecting carrier bags, cats and weeing myself in training for mad bag lady proper.

    Let's share dating tips and analyse diaries?

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    Dear Handy.

    I find dating difficult because of my enormous penis. Please advise.

    Yours

    Joey Jo Jo Junior

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    Dear Handy,

    Do you have any good masturbation tips?

    Yours

    L_D_G
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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    Got a date tonight: I'm not excited about this which seems weird to me, is it?
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    He's a bit younger than me
    on, the downside I'm still looking dozy from an allergic reaction to a bean salad on Sunday. On the plus side my voice is husky - Honor Blackman does Eastenders.

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    I think I can now count myself as the expert on this
    How can I help?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissHandbag View Post
    Got a date tonight: I'm not excited about this which seems weird to me, is it??
    Nah.

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    Go to specsavers Joe Joe Junior

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    Quote Originally Posted by LDG View Post
    Dear Handy,

    Do you have any good masturbation tips?

    Yours

    L_D_G
    After 2 years being single what do you think!

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    Dear Handy,

    I have a relationship with this incredibly tight bastard who makes me pay for everything and will never dip in his own pocket. His mate told me the skinflint is loaded but I've yet to see a penny, everything gets left to me to pay. He even sells my shit, all my favourite stuff and keeps the cash for himself. And he's into the really expensive hangouts too, the food and drink always costs a fortune and he's always wanting me to buy new gear to wear which is mega bucks. He told me he had a surprise for me this summer and I have waited and waited but fuck all, unless he means those two bits of junk he found in a skip on the way home? Can't be those, not even he could be that insensitive.

    What should I do? Get rid of the miserly git or wait it out and see if he changes?

    Niall Underscore Quinn
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissHandbag View Post
    After 2 years being single what do you think!
    What do I think?

    Usually something young, with big tits.
    It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

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