The Wish They Were All Dead Tory Cunt Thread

[Niall_Quinn]

Remarkable act of selflessness by politician who tried to revive victim. Tremendous courage. Behaved in the selfless way we expect our public servants to behave. Thank you Robert Peston.

So then. Cradle heart seat centre of democracy attacked. Politicians good. Coppers good. And some people apparently died, which in some ways makes it worse.

[Niall_Quinn]

ITV has taken a punt on ISIS. Don't know if they beat the BBC or not.

[Niall_Quinn]

Really good reporter on ITV, She does sincerity very well. Can hardly tell the difference between this and real life.

[Niall_Quinn]

Remarkably, London is carrying on. People still going to restaurants. What does this tell us? London will not be bowed!

Frightening, asks ITV?

No, not really, responds the member of the public. Fool.

Another idiot pipes up, London is a safe city, you can't change your life based on the actions of one idiot. Oops.

ITV undeterred remind us that the politicians will return to work tomorrow to uphold democracy and liberty.

Fuck you terrorists! And now for the weather.

[Letters]

I got in fine today, thanks for asking
#notafraid
#jesuislondon
#igotacinfrench

[Marc Overmars]

Loads of additional security at Euston this morning when I got in.

Made it to the office just fine though. Fuck you ISIS!

[Niall_Quinn]

Made it down the stairs without tripping today. Mainly because I left my stash downstairs.

#IWillSurvive #JeSuisGloriaGaynor

Suggested to somebody they should take the day off, citing fear as the reason. No way! No way is some lousy terrorist going to disrupt the rat race! #NeedTheMoney #EmployersSuck #HamsterGoWheeeeeeee

Safety Status: SAFE

[LDG]

I managed to avoid those pesky terrorists too. It was difficult, as they were random terrorists who don't show up where they're supposed to. But I made it.

Safety Status: SAFE

[Power n Glory]

#PrayforLondon!

[Niall_Quinn]

#PrayforLondon!

Wow, now I'm totally freaked out.

We get that ambiguous hashtag from PnG, there's NO safety status and then nothing. Not a word. Zip.

Please, if anyone knows how to contact him, ask him to confirm he's okay.

#phoneHomePnG

Safety Status: SAFE/ WORRIED