England vs Italy. Saturday 14th June. 11pm

[Munchies]

Atleast they got their scapegoat ready then

Let's see if that cunt Ashton uses the 'stealing a living' tag again.

[Rors]

Ashton, ugh. Oleaginous little scrote

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Thankfully I will be watching it with my Dad. I am primed for a lot of "That Welbeck is shit, man" comments. Primed by nodding in agreement to every single one... But of course!

Same.

But it won't just be Welbeck, it'll be Rooney, Cahill, Rooney, Hart, Johnson and Rooney as well. And "that dickhead Chiles" and "that dickhead Townsend".

It's hard to argue really.

[Munchies]

[Rors]

Same.

But it won't just be Welbeck, it'll be Rooney, Cahill, Rooney, Hart, Johnson and Rooney as well. And "that dickhead Chiles" and "that dickhead Townsend".

It's hard to argue really.

All works for me. Even the criticism of a presenter and co-commentator not carrying the match live!

[Xhaka Can’t]

I have decided to forgo the pub for this one. That particular 'pleasure' awaits me for the Uruguay game on Thursday instead...

Of course, today is the day where living rooms up and down the country will ring out to the likes of:
"Does Beckham still play?".
"Can you score from a throw-in?"
"Is there injury time in extra time? (???) "
"is it penalties now?" (then met with the blank face when you politely inform that it is a group game)
"They should shoot before the other team come onto the pitch" (???)

I've heard them all... Add your own!

We''re missing Game of Thrones for THIS!?!?

[GP]

I'm not missing game of thrones for anything.

[Munchies]

COMFIRMED: Gigi Buffon is out of ENG v ITA. Sirigu starts in goal

[Niall_Quinn]

I have decided to forgo the pub for this one. That particular 'pleasure' awaits me for the Uruguay game on Thursday instead...

Of course, today is the day where living rooms up and down the country will ring out to the likes of:
"Does Beckham still play?".
"Can you score from a throw-in?"
"Is there injury time in extra time? (???) "
"is it penalties now?" (then met with the blank face when you politely inform that it is a group game)
"They should shoot before the other team come onto the pitch" (???)

I've heard them all... Add your own!

"What's so fascinating about watching 22 grown men chasing after a ball?"
"You didn't do the fucking dishes like I asked, did you? I don't know why I bother! It's always the same when that bloody football comes on. I come back from a hard workout at the gym and another one of those boring coffee mornings that I hate going to but have to because the kids' friends' mothers are all there, and here you are, not even dressed yet. Have you fed the kids? Are you going to do anything at all today except watch that TV? I suppose if you have started drinking now you'll be pissed by dinner time. Alright for some. I wish I could just sit around. Also, give me money."

[McNamara That Ghost...]

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