Predictions

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Winners:
Runners-up:
Top Scorer:
Biggest Surprise (Team):
Biggest Breakthrough (Player):
Biggest Flop (Team):
Biggest Flop (Player):
Where will England finish?:

Winners: Germany
Runners-up: Brazil
Top Scorer: Fred
Biggest Surprise (Team): Chile
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Ah fuck it, Sterling. If he plays.
Biggest Flop (Team): Netherlands
Biggest Flop (Player): Messi. On the basis that there will be too much hype surrounding him to do well in a S. America tournament.
Where will England finish?: Quarter Finals

[Niall_Quinn]

Winners: Brazil
Runners-up: Spain
Top Scorer: Giroud
Biggest Surprise (Team): France
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Isco
Biggest Flop (Team): Italy
Biggest Flop (Player): Rooney
Where will England finish?: Nowhere

[Marc Overmars]

Winners: Argentina
Runners-up: Brazil
Top Scorer: Messi (Now is the time to solidify his claim as the GOAT. Will he still be as explosive in 4 years time at the age of 30?)
Biggest Surprise (Team): Japan
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Oxlade
Biggest Flop (Team): Spain
Biggest Flop (Player): Rooney
Where will England finish?: Group stage

[Munchies]

Winners: Argentina
Runners-up: Spain
Top Scorer: Ronaldo
Biggest Surprise (Team): Ivory Coast
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Marco Reus
Biggest Flop (Team): England
Biggest Flop (Player): Robin Van Cunt
Where will England finish?: Won't get out of the group

[GP]

Winners: Italy
Runners-up: Cote d'Ivoire
Top Scorer: Messi
Biggest Surprise (Team): Argentina
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Ox
Biggest Flop (Team): Portugal
Biggest Flop (Player): Rooney
Where will England finish?: Group

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Winners: Spain
Runners-up: Brazil
Top Scorer: Aguero
Biggest Surprise (Team): Russia
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Verratti
Biggest Flop (Team): France
Biggest Flop (Player): Hart
Where will England finish?: Scrape out of the group in second but get pumped in the Last 16.

[Injury Time]

Winners: FIFA
Runners-up: The spirit of football
Top Scorer: Giroud 3 in a bed
Biggest Surprise (Team): En-ger-land
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Wilshere
Biggest Flop (Team): En-ger-land
Biggest Flop (Player): Sturridge's sense of humour
Where will England finish?: with wheelbarrowing Giroud's sloppy seconds around the hotel foyer...

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Winners: FIFA
Runners-up: The spirit of football
Top Scorer: Giroud 3 in a bed
Biggest Surprise (Team): En-ger-land
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Wilshere
Biggest Flop (Team): En-ger-land
Biggest Flop (Player): Sturridge's sense of humour
Where will England finish?: with wheelbarrowing Giroud's sloppy seconds around the hotel foyer...

[Rors]

Winners: Argentina
Runners-up: Wes...sorry Germany, Germany
Top Scorer: Aguero
Biggest Surprise (Team): Columbia (Still going out in the Second Round though)
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Courtois (he's going to be busier than some might think..). Although these days there are few From Out Of Nowhere players,we know them all now
Biggest Flop (Team): Portugal (fluking their way through to the Quarters)
Biggest Flop (Player): Hulk.
Where will England finish?: Group Stages ( 0-0 v Italy, 2-1 defeat v Uruguay, irrelevant 1-0 win v Costa Rica)

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Winners: Argentina
Runners-up: France (surprise run to the final)
Top Scorer: Lionel Messi
Biggest Surprise (Team): France
Biggest Breakthrough (Player): Paul Pogba
Biggest Flop (Team): Germany
Biggest Flop (Player): Neymar
Where will England finish?: Last sixteen