The press has described Tuesday night's semi-final drubbing as the most shameful result in the country’s football history, and has prompted Wagner Riberio - agent and close friend of Neymar - to launch a six-point personal attack on Scolari, including a sarcastic list of requirements to coach Brazil.
"One - being Portugal coach and winning nothing," he wrote.
"Two - going to Chelsea and being sacked the following day.
"Three - going to coach in Uzbekistan.
"Four - returning to Brazil, taking over a big team (Palmeiras) and getting them relegated to the second division.
"Five - leaving the club 56 days before the end of the Brasileirao (season) to 'escape' relegation.
"Six - being an old jerk, arrogant, repulsive, conceited and ridiculous".