Golden Ball
Thomas Muller (fair enough), Toni Kroos (not by any stretch), Philipp Lahm (no way - had at least one really poor game), Mats Hummels (one German who hasn't stood out) (all Germany), Lionel Messi (by default - but he's been poor), Javier Mascherano (one good tackle, lots of running around?), Angel Di Maria (good and awful at the same time) (all Argentina), Neymar (astonishing - he's been utter shit) (Brazil), Arjen Robben (Holland)(cheats obviously do prosper), James Rodriguez (certainly stood out) (Colombia)
Best Young Player
Memphis Depay (just no) (Holland), Paul Pogba (good but not great), Raphael Varane (obviously no) (both France)
Golden Glove
Keylor Navas (yes) (Costa Rica), Sergio Romero ( LOL ) (Argentina), Manuel Neuer (obviously) (Germany)
It's a hypesters dream. Doesn't matter what they did on the pitch, how much do they earn, who sponsors them, how many people get paid if they win it, what time does the gravy train arrive?