Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Cripps]

It’s great heading up a team and having your own office, I can do whatever the fuck I want without question and only need to concern myself a handful of times a month when the area manager pops in.

Mafia bosses

[Niall_Quinn]

I wanted to change my username, don't over complicate things.

Overcomplicate is one word, not two. You've made it more complex than was necessary.

[Marc Overmars]

Mafia bosses

I’m sure I’ve been called worse amongst those in my office.

[HCZ]

I'll get him to shit on your face.

That could take a very long time

[Goonermerree]

Overcomplicate is one word, not two. You've made it more complex than was necessary.

Now you're just compounding the problem.

[Niall_Quinn]

Now you're just compounding the problem.

I suppose that's the long and short of it.

[HCZ]

I’m sure I’ve been called worse amongst those in my office.

Such as??

[Niall_Quinn]

Former Arsenal forward Sanchez Watt received the most bizarre red card of the season after a referee mistook the player saying his own name for dissent.

Watt, playing for Hemel Hempstead in their National League South clash with East Thurrock on Tuesday night, was asked his name by ref Dean Hulme so that he could book him for kicking the ball away.

But the official grew frustrated when the answer given was 'Watt', mistaking the reply as the player saying 'What?' and arguing against his decision. Hulme asked Watt three times for his name, receiving 'Watt' as the reply each time, before seeing red and giving Watt his marching orders.

Watt the fuck?

[KSE Comedy Club]

Waaaaaaaattttt?!?!

[Niall_Quinn]

That’s genuinely my reaction when I see or have to come into any kind of contact with Blacks

Good old police training.