Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Precious Arsenal fans at it again, this time targeting Auba for refusing to call out his brother for mentioning Arteta has no managerial experience. Apparently Auba now needs to be stripped of the captaincy.

Clever bastards, these Twitter tourist fans that (from what I can see) now make up the majority of the fan base. If they can piss Auba off enough, maybe we can force our best goalscorer out of the club. That'll help a lot I'm sure.

Do we now have the worst fans in football? I can't think of any other club with such shitty, pathetic so-called fans. Not ALL the fans, of course. But a lot of them.

It's hardly a controversial opinion his Brother saying Arteta is inexperienced. The media need to take responsibility though, blowing it up like he insulted his mum.

[Letters]

Sign him up...

[Niall_Quinn]

I wonder if Vivianne Miedema is up for a sex change op?

I generally think women's football is a joke. But, out of sheer desperation at the antics of the so-called males playing the game today (especially our lot), I watched highlights of our women against Bristol City. Now it needs to be stressed, that Bristol City team is hilarious - birds running around the shop waving their nails and tripping on their high-heels. So we beat them 11-1 and Miedema scored 6. Six of the most composed finishes you'll see. And... WTF?... the women's team can pass. And they move the ball quickly from back, through the middle and into the danger zone. I hate to say it, but I was quite impressed. It was watchable. I didn't feel the urge to collapse in hysterics at any point. Okay, so I don't think I could watch a whole game (but maybe I could considering I watch each new 90 min shit show from the men), but seriously, we should get the gender doc involved and sign some of these girls up because they look like they have a lot more about them than the drips we have rolling out for the first eleven.

Also, our girls aren't those stupid yank lesbians. So that's a pretty huge plus.

[Globalgunner]

Miedema is quite special. I agree. We should just switch the coaches. The male counterparts are shit

[GP]

Miedema is like a Dutch Dennis Bergkamp.

[Mac76]

I wonder if Vivianne Miedema is up for a sex change op?

I generally think women's football is a joke. But, out of sheer desperation at the antics of the so-called males playing the game today (especially our lot), I watched highlights of our women against Bristol City. Now it needs to be stressed, that Bristol City team is hilarious - birds running around the shop waving their nails and tripping on their high-heels. So we beat them 11-1 and Miedema scored 6. Six of the most composed finishes you'll see. And... WTF?... the women's team can pass. And they move the ball quickly from back, through the middle and into the danger zone. I hate to say it, but I was quite impressed. It was watchable. I didn't feel the urge to collapse in hysterics at any point. Okay, so I don't think I could watch a whole game (but maybe I could considering I watch each new 90 min shit show from the men), but seriously, we should get the gender doc involved and sign some of these girls up because they look like they have a lot more about them than the drips we have rolling out for the first eleven.

Also, our girls aren't those stupid yank lesbians. So that's a pretty huge plus.

Why do you 'hate to say it'? Women's football used to be unwatchable - except for laughs - but yes it's much better now and surely that's a good thing, after all they could up being Arsenal's main team at this rate, winning trophies while the men are playing Bolton in the lower leagues

[Letters]

Ozil removed from Pro Evolution Soccer 2020 in China

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50843797

[Bumble]

Ozil removed from Pro Evolution Soccer 2020 in China

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50843797

would anyone notice?

[AFC Leveller]

Grealish would be a good signing for us.

[I am invisible]

Grealish would be a good signing for us.

Sounds like he’s angling after a move to Man U - could see that one happening, tbh