Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Letters]

That's for the "Authentic" one, whatever the hell that means.
For us common folk it's only £60

Think I'll stick to the orange one, thanks

[I am invisible]

That's for the "Authentic" one, whatever the hell that means.
For us common folk it's only £60

Think I'll stick to the orange one, thanks

That means it'll fit like a sausage skin and make you look like a fat bastard (unless you happen to be a professional sportsman or a model).

I believe I shall stick with my retro 70s kit that I bought in my 20s and can only assume still fits perfectly.

[Letters]

That means it'll fit like a sausage skin and make you look like a fat bastard

I see.
And that costs £100, does it?
I don't need any help looking like a fat bastard so I think I'll pass.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's for the "Authentic" one, whatever the hell that means.
For us common folk it's only £60

Think I'll stick to the orange one, thanks

Ohhh it's the official match shirt that is £100. It all makes sense now.

Except we haven't had a match in it yet and with Covid we're not going to be wearing someone elses anyway.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That means it'll fit like a sausage skin and make you look like a fat bastard (unless you happen to be a professional sportsman or a model).

I believe I shall stick with my retro 70s kit that I bought in my 20s and can only assume still fits perfectly.

Kolasinac's would obviously be bigger than Saka's though. What a load of crap.

Arsenal like money.

[Letters]

Ohhh it's the official match shirt that is £100. It all makes sense now.

Except we haven't had a match in it yet and with Covid we're not going to be wearing someone elses anyway.

I don't think that literally means one of our players has worn it, I think it's something to do with the cut which as i am invisible indicated, may not be an optimal look unless you have a, ahem, certain physique. Which I do not.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fair enough. If you did have the physique to go for it though, would you pay the extra £40 when you could just get a smaller size?

[I am invisible]

Yeah, it's probably the fitted cut, the type of moisture-wicking fabric they use, etc - probably doubles up as compression gear or something equally useless when you're watching a match down the juicer.

[I am invisible]

I guess I could just read the product description, but I'm worried I might get charged just for being on the page and looking at it.

[I am invisible]

When it comes to workout training wear the new Arsenal 20/21 Authentic Away Shirt has everything you need to boost your potential. The form-fitting design with heat-sealed Arsenal club badge and adidas logo make the shirt ultra lightweight and the absorbent fabric features cooling adidas technology that will work with your body to help regulate temperature.

Wear your shirt with pride and show your support for the Gunners.

Why not make it your own by having your chosen name and number printed on the back?

• Breathable, air-cooling HEAT.RDY
• Heat-transfer club badge to show your support
• Heat-transfer adidas logo, 3-stripes and sponsor name
• Slim fit - curved dove-tail hemline
• Design emblem on upper back featuring the iconic cannon within the 1930s club badge
• Ribbed crew-neck with high sleeve cuffs

Colour: White

There you go.