Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Ollie the Optimist]

Arsenal have made Gunnersaurus redundant in order to save costs.


Apparently there are rumours on twitter he was on 25k a week plus image rights?? If that is true, no wonder Ozil managed to get 300k a week out of the club if we agreed to pay a bloke to dress up as a dinosaur 25k a week

[Marc Overmars]

25k a week? That can’t be true.

Though nothing would surprise me about football these days. It exists in its own bubble.

[Letters]

I guess Ozil could do it for now?

[GP]

There's no way a guy in a lizard suit is on 25k a week. No way.

He'd be lucky to get 25k a year

[Xhaka Can’t]

Nonsense! How could he afford to shoot all that merch into the crowd on £25k a year?

Also, while I haven’t checked out the prices of dry cleaning a dinosaur suit, I bet it’s a lot.

[GP]

25k + expenses.

[LDG]

I’d happily take over for 10k a week. Saves the club 3/4 of a million quid.

[Niall_Quinn]

I’d happily take over for 10k a week. Saves the club 3/4 of a million quid.

I'll do it for 300k a week, provided I don't have to turn up.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Gunnersarus.

I can't believe our big scaly boi is being given the boot.

[Xhaka Can’t]

25k + expenses.

That makes more sense now.

Sometimes I’m a little bit slow on the uptake.