Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[GP]

Stuart Hall innit?

[saintnickle]

It doesn't matter wether theo signs or not ,our only dealings in the January window will be Henry. We will parade him round the emirates again and all the problems with out manager, board and owners will be forgotten for a month . Brilliant. Why can't the majority of fans not see through this charade.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

It doesn't matter wether theo signs or not ,our only dealings in the January window will be Henry. We will parade him round the emirates again and all the problems with out manager, board and owners will be forgotten for a month . Brilliant. Why can't the majority of fans not see through this charade.

Who said they have not. What makes you think Henry would want to come back anyway.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

Who the hell is narrating that?

i think it's jenkinson's dad

[Fist of Lehmann]

Slightly worrying that Giroud couldn't hit a deformed mouse from 8 yards.

[Marc Overmars]

He would have if someone was whipping crosses in.

[She Wore A Yellow Ribbon]

its ramseys fault

[Ollie the Optimist]

perhaps we have replaced RVP's goals this year. this stat is interesting

As of this time last season (all comps): 21 games, 39 team goals (1.86 goals per game); top scorer v.Persie with 17 goals (44% of the total)

As of this season (all comps): 19 games, 45 team goals (2.37 goals per game); top scorer Walcott with 9 goals (20% of the total)

this is skewed by the COC, so take that out and its this

As of this time last season (excl. CC): 19 games, 34 team goals (1.79 goals per game); top scorer v.Persie with 17 goals (50% of the total)

As of this season (excl. COC): 17 games, 32 team goals (1.88 goals per game); top scorer Podolski with 7 goals (22% of the total)

from @thesquidboylike

shows our goals are more evenly spread, given podolski and giroud who were bought to replace rvp, have scored 14 goals this year, this time last year rvp had 15. so it looks like we have goals spread evenly around the team rather then just via RVP. perhaps rvp's goals were more winners hence why it looks like we struggle.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

New York Red Bulls are reluctant to grant Thierry Henry permission to link up with Arsenal on another short-term loan.

The French forward made an emotional return to North London in January, with the Gunners hero offered an opportunity to enhance his legend status - and add to his club record tally of goals.

Henry has refused to rule out taking in a third spell with Arsenal during the MLS off season in 2013, while Arsene Wenger has opened the door to his possible return.

The Red Bulls are, however, prepared to scupper such a switch by blocking the 35-year-old from taking in competitive action in the New Year.

New sporting director Andy Roxburgh told the Daily Star: "In general terms, I wouldn't say it would be something we would favour.

"I think the length of the season we have here, when they get the break over the Christmas, New Year period, they need to regenerate themselves.

"I'd say in general we wouldn't be too positive about it."

Roxburgh added: "Right now, no-one has requested for anyone to go on loan.

"It depends on the individual, it depends on the circumstances. You cannot say never on that one. But it's unlikely, at the moment, that would happen."

http://www1.skysports.com/football/n...ing-to-Arsenal

[Özim]

This Henry thing is going to happen isn't it, this will most likely be our only signing.