Random Arsenal Shit (When it's not worth starting a thread)

[Niall_Quinn]

Wenger confirms they'll review his contract in the summer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41760850

Uh-huh and offer him an extension no doubt and probably a pay rise.



What a comedian, another "special" group of players, what is it now, half a dozen or so now, none of them special enough to win anything of note though.



Really? He doesn't deliver any of those.

Yep, it's quite clever. Try to damp down the outrage of another two years of this shit by suggesting a review at the end of a year. And then extend his contract and state they were only doing what they promised, reviewing his situation. So he's here for at least another 3 years then.

[Niall_Quinn]

Arsenal are the 3rd highest net spenders in the league
We have a £200m wage bill
The manager is given complete autonomy to do what he likes

What could an ambitious manager do with that?

https://le-grove.co.uk/2017/10/26/st...pe/#more-23748

[Niall_Quinn]

Ivan gunning for quotation of the century:

‘No club has a perfect record every year under this scrutiny but Arsenal has probably been, of the big clubs certainly, the most consistently over-performing team over time.

[Cripps]

Over performing

[Letters]

Really? He doesn't deliver any of those.

Not any of them? Read that list again.

*hears scraping of Zim moving goalposts*

[Cripps]

Just seen the other nominees for the puskas award

One was a woman shooting from the halfway line and the opposition keeper basically letting it through her hands

Think giroud's reaction and celebration pretty much gives it away. He didn't mean it nor was it skill. Just pure luck.

[Marc Overmars]

Seems like the biggest takeaway from the the AGM is that Chips bloke is an even bigger cunt than originally thought.

[Niall_Quinn]

Seems like the biggest takeaway from the the AGM is that Chips bloke is an even bigger cunt than originally thought.

Or he's been pushed out front to play the cunt so a bit of heat is taken off the Kroenkes.

I think it's safest to think of them all as mega cunts of equal stature.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Just seen the other nominees for the puskas award

One was a woman shooting from the halfway line and the opposition keeper basically letting it through her hands

Think giroud's reaction and celebration pretty much gives it away. He didn't mean it nor was it skill. Just pure luck.

If he didn't 'mean it', why did he do the backheel flick at all?

[Penguin]

Kroenke was too scared to even turn up. Coward.