What have you achieved since...

[LDG]

Shit, I was in my twenties

Not really done much tbh. Got pissed a lot.

[-Xs-]

Got a career, visited miami, costa rica, Iceland, Poland x2, Paris, tenerife x2, Rome, changed job 5 times, moved house 5 times, had 4 relationships, met my future wife, re-located to Australia, bought a puppy, reinvented my wardrobe, maxed out my credit card, paid it off, maxed it out again, paid off my student loan, became an uncle...

[Japan Shaking All Over]

lost the ability to grow my hair long due to an increasing lack of the stuff

[Arsenal Fan]

i had 6 birthdays

[Gubby Allen]

divorced - married again - and to become a father

becoming a father counts as it will be in October which is before we can officially win a trophy

I don't think the October thing will prove to be any issue. You may as well have included the grandchildren your child-to-be will later give you too, the way things are looking.