Summer Transfer Misery and Recriminations.

[Niall_Quinn]

Balotelli has gone to Nice on a free

Still overpriced.

Meanwhile, how dodgy are all these loan deals? Pretty soon we'll need a supercomputer to figure out who can play whom. Do the slimy, filthy, cunt agents still get a bung if it's a loan?

[Kano]

I can't see it happening tbh.

Not today, anyway.

Nah can't see it. You guys need a goalscorer and he'll always do that as long as he's not injured.

[Niall_Quinn]

First I forgot it was deadline day. Then, when I realised, I couldn't be bothered. Now that I have finally switched it on, it's all so degrading and embarrassing. Fairly ordinary players being whored around the place, flying in on private jets. Fans who probably can't afford to make the rent out on the streets just to catch a glimpse of these tossers. I'm glad Arsenal isn't involved in this, for a change.

Pep knows his stuff though, doesn't he? Oi, Hart! Lesbo! GTFO!

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Those SSN interviews with the players in the car as they arrive are pretty awkward.

You can tell the players want the reporter to fuck off.

[Niall_Quinn]

Some good insights from Bony. Says he would like to help his new team win, and to do that he's going to try to score goals.

Fascinating.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think the loan system is all a bit of bollocks really. It should be limited.

Why should certain clubs just be able to waste hundreds of millions on players they never should have bought then get the benefit of just hauling them out on loan for a season?

Thinking of Bony and Mangala for instance and the fifty odd players Chelsea normally send out on loan.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

SSN's man is actually inside the Emirates this time. I guess after the shambles of last time when the fans invaded they had no choice.

A bit pointless as everyone knew we weren't signing anyone tonight.

Debauchy staying apparently. Same with Akpom.

[Keith]

SSN nothing happening at Arsenal tonight, turns off.

[Niall_Quinn]

SSN's man is actually inside the Emirates this time. I guess after the shambles of last time when the fans invaded they had no choice.

A bit pointless as everyone knew we weren't signing anyone tonight.

Debauchy staying apparently. Same with Akpom.

Gnabry gone though.

In other news, Theo still here.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good player tho, price is about right.

He truly is the definition of average. And £30 million for a Championship player is about right?