England vs Russia, Stade Velodrome, Sat 11 Jun, 20:00 ITV

[Niall_Quinn]

England: Hart; Walker, Smalling, Cahill, Rose; Dier, Rooney, Alli; Lallana, Kane, Sterling.

Russia: Akinfeev; Smolnikov, V.Berezutsky, Ignashevich, Schennikov; Neustadter, Golovin; Kokorin, Shatov, Smolov; Dzyuba.

That cowardly little man went and did exactly what Samuel told him to do. What a joke. 2 years masquerading as the England manager, all those useless friendlies, and in the end Martin Samuel gets to announce the team and the system. Why was Woy even there? Gutless little toad of a bloke. Wooney the Untouchable is so shit now that even the media can't maintain the pretence, so a whole new fantasy is created - Wooney the new Scholes.

And that useless cunt Alli is is surely the new Bale, in terms of the sheer volume of hype bullshit being shovelled.

And that useless cunt Sterling who has been shit all season.

And that useless clog wearing turd Dier.

And so on.

Well done Martin Samuel you fat cunt. Just watch the cunt writing hit pieces on Woy when this team gets its arse whipped. Of course Woy will deserve it for being that pie eating shit heap's bitch.

[Master Splinter]

How long into the match will it be before there's dismay and befuddlement at England's inability to string more than two passes together or hold on to the ball against a no-mark foreign outfit who are somehow technically superior?

I think England might pub a win due to Russia missing some key players. 2-1.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Howard Webb thinks the refereeing has been ok so far.

[The Emirates Gallactico]

Seriously what's the point of this Martion Bartloi and Louis Saha segment?

Just give her the D Louis and go away!

[Niall_Quinn]

Well they need to have a woman involved. God personally sent a demand on that one. And it's in France so they had to have a couple of frogs. Shame they couldn't find a bint who could speak a passable version of English though.

[Niall_Quinn]

The famous red, white and green Union Jack jacket

[Power n Glory]

Come on England! Jack should be starting but I hope that midfield manage to control the game.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

This piece on Kane is nonsense.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Seriously what's the point of this Martion Bartloi and Louis Saha segment?

Just give her the D Louis and go away!

Martion Bartloi.

[Master Splinter]

Come on England! Jack should be starting but I hope that midfield manage to control the game.

There's barely a midfielder playing. Woy did the same in Brazil.