Postecoglou the Muppet & other Spuds sh!t.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

They'll break the record for shots taken in a match, multiple times.

[GP]

Amazing that someone as limited as Bale is going for that much.

Ah well, it's their money.

Well, it's the money of a bankrupt nation, but whatevz.

[Özil's Panoramic View]

Bayul and Ronnie charging at you is proper shit your pants time for La Liga defenders.

the chimp isn't that good. you'll see.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Little bit disgusting.

But then it wouldn't be football if it wasn't...

Ahem.... yes.

[GP]

Little bit disgusting.

But then it wouldn't be football if it wasn't...

One of the worst things though... Arry got one monumentally right.

Bale was signed before 'Arry took over.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Bale was signed before 'Arry took over.

Was he? Oh yeah...

Arry Can't even claim that one for himself.

[Niall_Quinn]

Was he? Oh yeah...

Arry Can't even claim that one for himself.

Very true, but it won't stop him claiming that one for himself. In fact he's probably on the phone claiming he has a cut in this deal. In fact he's definitely a crook.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's definitely The Chairman's fault he is leaving though.

[Niall_Quinn]

I think they'll be weaker than when they had Modric and VDV plus Chimp. If they couldn't beat us then they won't beat us now. St Totteringham's Day might go down to the last kick but we'll be celebrating again.

[GP]

Sky reporting Willian to sign for Chelsea