Swansea V Arsenal 14 January at 3

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mr "Even a stopped clock..."

On QI they said that isn't correct, apparently. It was Toksvig speaking so I wasn't really listening.

[Niall_Quinn]

On QI they said that isn't correct, apparently. It was Toksvig speaking so I wasn't really listening.

I don't know what QI is.

[Master Splinter]

Swansea have been shat on by most teams this season but this will be their first game under their new manager, Paul Clemen. New managers tend to have a positive effect when they start so expect this to be tough.

Head says 2-2

Heart says 1-4.

Head .

[Master Splinter]

Swansea are in bad form, they have a new manager and they face Arsenal, this is only going one way guys...

Swansea 2 Arsenal 1

[Master Splinter]

I think Paul Clement is a decent manager, for me wasn't given enough time to prove himself at Derby and I reckon if anyone can keep Swansea up its him.

Never done the Double over Swansea in the premier league, so I fancy today is a draw or a defeat

We simply can't play the way we have in the last two games in the first half and expect a win. And without a game plan and the right players we can't expect anything different from what we've seen.

Impressively, every sentence is spectacularly wrong.

[Master Splinter]

0-4

[GP]

Never in doubt

[Niall_Quinn]

Impressively, every sentence is spectacularly wrong.

The last bit is right. No plan, poor team selection, same shit, exactly what happened except Swansea chipped in with a few goals, fortunately in their own net.

Maybe electric shock therapy would work on this manager and his players.

[Master Splinter]

The last bit is right. No plan, poor team selection, same shit, exactly what happened except Swansea chipped in with a few goals, fortunately in their own net.

Maybe electric shock therapy would work on this manager and his players.

He wrote:

And without a game plan and the right players we can't expect anything different from what we've seen.

We didn't have much of a game plan and the blend of players was off again, but this time we won 0-4. I don't disagree with his worries, but the sentence was ultimately wrong. So it's funny to laught at his Chris Sutton/Eeyore-esque post in marvellous hindsight.