Not even the YouTube hype videos can make this guy look special. And is he really only 5 foot 9? Fuck. 50 million quid? Why the fuck didn't we bid that for Suarez when we had the chance?

If we hang onto Ozil and Alexis then okay, Cassette is a useful (though stupendously overpriced) addition I guess. But if we lose Alexis and maybe Ozil too? If this is supposed to be Alexis' replacement then Wenger deserves every bit of stick he gets from here in.