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    Sandwich Shape

    What is the correct way of cutting a round* of sandwiches?
    *not the shape.

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    Two triangles, obviously. MrsL cut my lunch sandwich into two rectangles like some kind of retard.

    I'll leave the controversial crusts on or off debate for another day.

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    2 triangles. Obvs.

    Also while we're here, people who eat sandwiches with crusts off are weird.

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    I have crust on my sandwiches and toast because I'm not 5.

    MrsL sometimes has the crust, as in the end of the entire loaf, as toast if we're running low which is just sick and wrong.

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    I don't mind the end slice of a loaf as toast. Would never make a sandwich out of it though because I'm not a savage.

    On the subject of sandwich faux pas, once my mum packed me sandwiches made out of out of one slice of bread, folding the slice over with the filling inside. I had never been more humiliated at school.
    Last edited by Marc Overmars; 02-08-2017 at 07:42 PM.

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    It's 4 triangles. With the crust cut off.
    Für eure Sicherheit

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    Who gives a fuck, it's however you want them.

    When I make sandwiches for work it's two rectangles because it's a case of what fits in my plastic box

    If someone makes diagonal sandwiches also good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Letters View Post
    I have crust on my sandwiches and toast because I'm not 5.

    MrsL sometimes has the crust, as in the end of the entire loaf, as toast if we're running low which is just sick and wrong.
    The crust at the end of the loaf makes for the best toast. Your wife is quite right to do this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie View Post
    The crust at the end of the loaf makes for the best toast. Your wife is quite right to do this.
    Well, obviously you're wrong.
    But I say that having admittedly never tried that so I may give it whirl.
    On your head be it if it's horrible though

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    Letters has had a shocker tbh
    NOTE: The location of this post has been moved and the thread title (which was previously Wenger is Leaving) has been manipulated by a notorious pro-Wenger moderator. What was previously a message that contained no profanity and made a comment on a real life event has now been manipulated by a deliberately provocative title. An old and crude propaganda and censorship technique.


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