Premier League Match Day 1 12/10 - 13/08

[Niall_Quinn]

Lumpkaku

[Niall_Quinn]

Lumpcheatku gets his first Utd dive in. Many more to come, no doubt.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ogbonna clears it away very close to the line.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lots of consistency in Pogba's cheating today.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Matic pub shot blocked.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 Lukaku.

[hobson's choice]

Oh great, they are good again.

I haven't seen them dominate any team like this so far. For a long time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Phone rings. First interesting thing in the match happens.

If that lump scored I assume it was a ricochet off his fat arse.

[Niall_Quinn]

Oh great, they are good again.

I haven't seen them dominate any team like this so far. For a long time.

Good?

This is one of the shittiest matches I have seen since the last PL match I watched. Bunch of pubbers.

[Niall_Quinn]

Maureen - first ever manager to spend a billion in the transfer market, according to Sky.

Just saw the goal. The lump almost missed that.