Premier League Match Day 1 12/10 - 13/08

[Niall_Quinn]

Hernandez can't even pass 5 yards to a team mate. Way beyond his abilities.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rashford hits the post and away it goes.

[Niall_Quinn]

Admittedly good effort from Rashford. Hits the post.

[Niall_Quinn]

Difference between this Utd team and us, so far, is they have cut out all that tip tap bullshit they were into last season. Now they try to get the ball forward quickly. Amazingly, it seems to give them more chances to score goals. Perhaps Wenger can pick up a few tips from one of the most boring managers in football on how to spice up his own style.

[Niall_Quinn]

Pogba celebrates his 50th foul. He'll probably get a card in the 93rd minute.

[Niall_Quinn]

Blind clogs one into the ground from in front of goal. No technique. Ball goes over the bar.

[Niall_Quinn]

Loo brush warming up

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lukaku blasts it out of the ground.

[Niall_Quinn]

Blind

That's so poor it's hard to believe. Scuffs the corner straight to the nearest defender. Pathetic.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lukaku has ONE strength and then everything else in his game is a weakness. He gets himself into danger areas. Seems to have a knack for that. But he has zero technique. Zero brains when he's on the ball and, after all this time you assume, zero ability to learn. A sledgehammer striker. He'll get goals and he may even get more goals than a proper footballer. Because if you thump it up to him enough times he'll be in the right place enough times to barge it into the net enough times. A numbers game. It's Sunday league but so is the PL.