Premier League Match Day 1 12/10 - 13/08

[Niall_Quinn]

I see a loo brush on the pitch. Missed that sub. Typifies Utd. Blunt instrument trauma.

[Niall_Quinn]

Liverpool should break the bank for Rashford. He'd be lethal in their setup.

[Niall_Quinn]

Lump shows his form again. When it requires more than blundering it into the net, he's out of his league.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

3-0 Martial.

[Niall_Quinn]

3-0 easy goal. West Ham have given up defending now. Training pitch stuff.

[Niall_Quinn]

That stupid offside rule needs to change. Lump was a mile offside blocking the keeper's view. Of course he's interfering with play.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

4-0 Pogba.

[Niall_Quinn]

Hernandez gets the ball kicked full pelt into his nuts. By far his most impressive contribution so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Disgraceful performance by West Ham. They're letting them walk it through them.

[Niall_Quinn]

Wrist exercises in full swing in the Sky studio. 2 more minutes until the spunk starts flying wildly. But, in truth, one team wanted to win, one team could be arsed at all. Scoreline reflects that.