This Weekend's Fixtures & Man City v Everton (19/20/21 Aug).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I don't think Rashford really knows what he is doing.

[Niall_Quinn]

Jones with the Matrix style slo mo dive.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fer.

[Niall_Quinn]

Swansea need to change the positions of Ayew and Abraham if they want to be effective up top. Somewhere like China should do it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Abraham puts it over.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tammy with a free header at goal. Obviously, it goes nowhere near the goal. He probably needs to be paid more to get shit on target.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tammy is from Chelsea?

[Niall_Quinn]

Mikaturdpan sets his sights on goal, shoots, half a mile wide. Grim. How can he not even hit the target when he's under no pressure?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham, apparently.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tammy is from Chelsea?

Well he's either a chav loanee or a gypo. There's nothing else.