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Cunty McCunty the Cunt has scored for Cunt Utd.
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Goal created by the cunt who should have been sent off. 1-0 to the ref.
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HT 0-1
Not much between the two pub teams but Utd's ref has edged them into a lead.
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Let's see if we get a whole half time show devoted to Pogba's non-red and plucky adorable Swansea who have been robbed.
Or are those grapes only served at Arsenal matches when we're winning?
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Lump's HT stats
Touches - 0
Attempts - 0
Assists - 0
Goals - 0
Imaginary involvement in goals - 1
Weight gain - half a stone
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All is well lads! Sky have quickly determined that Pogba's foul from behind was not a foul. Was obviously a foul at the time, was obviously a foul on slow motion replay, but just goes to show how reality can be deceiving.
Arsenal were fucking lucky against plucky Leicester though. Ozil was soooooo offside the week before we got that cheated goal.
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I thought Henry was hired to add his expert opinions? So why does he spend his whole time agreeing with dicks like creepy uncle Pardew?
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Swansea out for the second half. Utd's 14 just starting to emerge from the tunnel.
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Sky stats report Lump got 10 touches in the first half. Wild exaggeration surely, it was nowhere near 10. 70 mill
And the touches he did get reminded of of that Wamping Willow tree in Harry Potter, except Lump doesn't have as much finesse.
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