This Weekend's Fixtures (2/3 December)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Christensen header, hits the post.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Obviously not a pen because he was at least 2 miles offside.

Got away with one says Smudger.

1-1 Hazard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Thumping shot? He shinned it, Smudger.

Justice was done, Smudger says that Hazard will feel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shit. Left the room for 1 minute and those cunts fluked one in from an offside position.

[Niall_Quinn]

Cesc falls to the ground, triggering the ref's auto-whistle.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref

Fouls a chav right on the edge of the box.

No card.

[Niall_Quinn]

2-1

Virtually an own goal by that poxy defender who can't head a ball.

[Niall_Quinn]

Clear foul by Morata, pushed the defender out of the way to get the fluked header.

[Niall_Quinn]

Too boring.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clark booked.