Arsenal vs West Ham. Tuesday 7.45pm. League cup.

[Cripps]

That would buy Wenger another 6 years, which will seem like a life sentence for the rest of us. Is that what you really want or haven't you thought this through properly?

He'll stay regardless though. He'll only leave when he wants to. Which probably won't be anytime soon as he's scared of post football life. So we might as well win trophies along the way to get some pride back and stop some of the colossal piss taking on a grand scale in the media.

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

That would buy Wenger another 6 years, which will seem like a life sentence for the rest of us. Is that what you really want or haven't you thought this through properly?

What we really need on Tuesday is for Wenger to get kidnapped by ISIS. He'd never be released because he'd instruct the club to haggle endlessly on the ransom demand.

Do you want us to do as badly as possible to ensure he goes?

[Niall_Quinn]

Do you want us to do as badly as possible to ensure he goes?

I'm out of ideas as to how to get rid of him. But I have a nasty feeling he'd find a way to stay on even if we were relegated. The situation is impossible. I guess there's nothing to do except accept it and go with the flow. Which is what this fraud has demanded all along. We've done the cup wins and in many ways it makes things worse, not just because Wenger ends up using it as an excuse to hang on but also because the fans slip backwards and give the phoney a dose of credit, like transfusing a vampire. Wins harm us in the long run, any wins. Trophy wins, as we have seen, are catastrophic - fun for a day, pain for 2 years after, like a virulent dose of the pox the morning after. Yet as a fan you want to win because, unlike Wenger, we remember the point of the sport. This is what fraud, corruption, deceit and unrestricted selfishness do, they create horrendous paradoxes because the victim still cares while the perp couldn't give a fuck as long as he keeps getting what he wants and needs. Is that a psychopath or a sociopath? Wenger's a bit of both.

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Out of ideas?

What do all elderly people fear the most?

Stairs

[LDG]

Out of ideas?

What do all elderly people fear the most?

Stairs

Who can push him down them?

I have a sneaky suspicion Pat Rice always wanted to.

[Cripps]

Out of ideas?

What do all elderly people fear the most?

Stairs

Letters will be there to catch him

[Xhaka Can’t]

I predict a riot

[Herbert_Chapman's_Zombie]

Who can push him down them?

I have a sneaky suspicion Pat Rice always wanted to.

Isn’t that just the British way. We want to hang people but no one wants to be the guy to pull the lever

Frankly I’m just recycling my Pascal Cygan Schtick.

[Niall_Quinn]

I predict a rot

[AFC Leveller]

Arsenal: Ospina, Debuchy, Holding, Chambers, Kolasinac, Coquelin, Elneny, Willock, Welbeck, Walcott, Giroud

Subs: Macey, Sheaf, Dasilva, Nelson, The Jeff, Akpom, Nketiah