Summer transfer joy and happiness

[Niall_Quinn]

Wouldn't mind him playing CB for the Arsenal to be honest. And he speaks 6 languages so should be able to tell the rdifference st of the back line to 'chase your fuhking man' in a language they all understand.

African players are a problem tbf.

[KSE Comedy Club]

African players are a problem tbf.

I’ve heard they can be a bit of a handful at times too.....

and kill babies

[Cripps]

Them or their anacondas?

[KSE Comedy Club]

Animalist

[Cripps]

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Animalist

Humour me will you..... what was your last user name?

[KSE Comedy Club]

Humour me will you..... what was your last user name?

Jeebus

I quit the name due to a lack of faith

[Blink 1nce Quince 2wice]

Ahhh, gotcha!

[Niall_Quinn]

Jeebus

I quit the name due to a lack of faith

I thought you were the real Jesus for a while, given I had nothing to prove otherwise. Obviously not the case though. Disappointing.

[KSE Comedy Club]

I thought you were the real Jesus for a while, given I had nothing to prove otherwise. Obviously not the case though. Disappointing.

I was the real Jesus.

Trouble is, most people thought I was a cult leader or a cunt. For years I've been stopped by strangers, begging me to make people walk or heal the sick - fucking liberty! One day I had just finished my shopping in Tesco and walked out of the store and some pillock followed me all the way to my car, shouting at me, asking me to turn his 8 pack of Evian into wine so he could get pissed on the cheap!

Do they think I'm a fucking miracle worker or something !?!

I couldn't put up with it anymore, so I gave up the sandals and white dress (looked twatish anyway)

I'm much happier nowadays