Coronavirus Pandemic

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

The day to day numbers are still going down though, which is surely a positive sign, and April 8th is still the highest figure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Straight out of the gate she sounds happy reading out of the figures.

I guess probably just happy she used the figures regular people do.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shoplifting is down.

Funny that.

[Niall_Quinn]

Back up to 800 deaths. Won't be opening with those numbers again

We're not locked down because of deaths, we're locked down to prevent the NHS being overwhelmed by cases. That's no longer a danger, all the bleeding hospitals are empty, so open up!

Looks like we've opened up anyway, so government might as well come forward and pretend to be in charge by making it official.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shoplifting is down.

Funny that.

Massive spike in bank robberies though. (How much did they get this time?)

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're not locked down because of deaths, we're locked down to prevent the NHS being overwhelmed by cases. That's no longer a danger, all the bleeding hospitals are empty, so open up!

Looks like we've opened up anyway, so government might as well come forward and pretend to be in charge by making it official.

The number of deaths is on ze list. Of 5.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Massive spike in bank robberies though. (How much did they get this time?)

Interest rates are at fuck all so nothing. Yet.

Until they ask for it back.

[Globalgunner]

Massive spike in bank robberies though. (How much did they get this time?)

Easiest way to rob a bank is to own one. Been true for centuries.

[Letters]

He's a vaccine pusher.

Some of your thoughts about him need more looking in to, but this is a strange criticism.
What a bastard! He thinks kids should be vaccinated! Just like...well, pretty much everyone apart from the anti-vaxxer loons
Notably, doctors think they should too.

[Niall_Quinn]