Coronavirus Pandemic

[Ollie the Optimist]

Boris has just announced that Carrie Symonds has given birth to their baby son.


Back at work for two days before going on paternity leave.....

Hes just like the rest of us, trying to minimise the time spent at work

[Mac76]

the plan's really coming together:


- gets so hands-on during the CV crisis he actually gets ill himself

- ramps it up with a trip to intensive care, conveniently missing the worst of the lockdown

- arrives back in time to get on a fresh wave of babymania

- then uses that to get him through to the easing process


I'd admire it if he wasn't so loathsome

[Ollie the Optimist]

Slight flaw in the plan is that it would mean he would have had to predict COVID 19 9 months ago for it to work.


Unless of course Boris or Cummings induced Carrie early...

[Letters]

You think he impregnated his girlfriend 9 months ago as part of a clever plan to get some good will during a global pandemic which hadn't started at the time?
I don't know if you're having a "crazy off" with NQ but right now you're edging it

[Mac76]

Slight flaw in the plan is that it would mean he would have had to predict COVID 19 9 months ago for it to work.


Unless of course Boris or Cummings induced Carrie early...

it's probably more that once he knew CV 19 was coming he had to work the Government response around the baby's arrival

so he delays taking any action to allow it to spread, then introduces lockdown at just the right time to get ill and miss all the growing stories about government incompetence and being slow to act

Then he arrives back in time for the baby

simples

[Niall_Quinn]

Getting bored of the media death toll coverage? Has it become a bit stale? Is your attention waning? How about dead and dying children to inject some excitement back into the proceedings? The Daily Mail has you covered.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ronavirus.html

The article briefly covers the actual doctors and genuine experts and their fury at bureaucrats pushing more fear porn. Then it quickly ignores all that and pushes the dead kids theory anyway. The media is finding new lows in human indecency on a daily basis. If it's not outright fake news, it's pure fear-mongering.

John Jeffay and Ross Ibbetson, I'd fucking smack those bastards around if I was in a room with them. If they are real and not just conjured up by the Mail in another bout of fakery. Fucking clickbait cunts. They're going to push too far and somebody is going to snap and end up shooting these bastards. And I'll laugh my bollocks off if it happens.

Real parents out there with real kids suffering real problems, and these media scum are selling clicks on the back of it?

BTW this guy should be sacked:

Chief medical officer Professor Chris Whitty said yesterday is 'entirely plausible' this spike is linked to the COVID-19 outbreak.

Speaking at No 10's press briefing yesterday, he added: 'Because we know that in adults who of course have much more disease than children do, big problems are caused by an inflammatory process and this looks rather like an inflammatory process, a rather different one.

'Therefore, given that we have got a new presentation of this at a time with a new disease, the possibility - it is not a definite, we need to look for other causes as well - but the possibility that there is a link is certainly plausible.'

What a disgrace. We have zero evidence, but it's plausible that COVID19 will kill your kids. And he's supposed to be a medical professional? More like the rest of Gate's stooge army, compromised beyond redemption.

[GP]

I hope it isn't a downy or something.

[Niall_Quinn]

An interesting take on things from Joe Public in the comments section from that crappy Mail article.

Children got ill before January 2020 folks.

If this turns out to be true then it could also imply adults got ill before 2020. If some evidence of this could be found it would change everything.

[Letters]

I hope it isn't a downy or something.

Definitely a bastard.

[Niall_Quinn]

The mainstream media in all its glory.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-gummies.html

And here's another one.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...treatment.html

1. Paid advertising content presented in the style of a news article and selling health supplements .
2. Fake news. There's no "spike" for last week. The "spike" was noticed weeks ago and has been consistent. It is assumed the huge increase in the purchase of disinfectants and anti-bacterials has caused the upturn in accidents with such products.

So this is the same as Alex Jones then, right? Fake news. Selling supplements.

Or maybe somebody can explain why it is different?