Coronavirus Pandemic

[Mac76]

i didn't bother getting my hair cut last week - big mistake - i'll look like David Luiz after this tier 4 thing is over...

[Letters]

Yeah go on, off you go you bumbling cunt.

Johnson that is, not Zim.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Schweppes with an advert of a Christmas get together.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Who were those idiotic journalists asking what would the government advise those planning to break the rules?


What the fuck did they think the government would say? “Yeah we just announced a lockdown but go on then, break the rules”

Cretins

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Well, I wouldn't rule it out.

[Letters]

How can they do this from tomorrow?
As in, “non essential” shops now can’t open tomorrow.
Literally overnight they have to just cancel everything.
Completely bonkers and unreasonable.

[Letters]

Well, I wouldn't rule it out.

We are currently considering what to do.
Press conference at 6.

[Ollie the Optimist]

We were meant to be at the in laws for Christmas so didn’t organise any online shopping this week.

Guess it’s a last minute dash to the supermarket and hope they have more then a Turkey flavoured pot noodle left for Christmas

[Letters]

Turkey flavoured pot noodle left for Christmas

That’s good eating!

[Niall_Quinn]

We were meant to be at the in laws for Christmas so didn’t organise any online shopping this week.

Guess it’s a last minute dash to the supermarket and hope they have more then a Turkey flavoured pot noodle left for Christmas

There's plenty of stock available. It's overflowing. Just behave normally and you'll be fine. And don't be upset if everything is gone by the 23rd, just remember back to pre-2020 and realise that was also perfectly normal.