General Football Nonsense

[Niall_Quinn]

Chinks offering "top English stars" like Alli and Barkley ( ) £800k per week to go and play there. Would love to see their business model. If you pay every half decent mercenary squidillions of quid a year, then where's the profit coming from? Do they have really, really big stadiums? Or do the billions out in the Chinese sticks all have cable TV and footie subscriptions?

[Goonermerree]

Chinks offering "top English stars" like Alli and Barkley ( ) £800k per week to go and play there. Would love to see their business model. If you pay every half decent mercenary squidillions of quid a year, then where's the profit coming from? Do they have really, really big stadiums? Or do the billions out in the Chinese sticks all have cable TV and footie subscriptions?

Probably backed by their Government, which we subscribe to by buying Chinese products, so we're paying for their wages!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Can't remember what I posted to post an alternative.

[Niall_Quinn]

For anyone who missed any of the Rooneyfest. Here are the top football experts to explain why Wazza is the greatest of all time.

[Goonermerree]

Claudio Ranieri is officially Fifa's world coach of 2016. He deserves it!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

For anyone who missed any of the Rooneyfest. Here are the top football experts to explain why Wazza is the greatest of all time.

The rest of the Premier League would have Rooney in their squad.

[GP]

Firing squad

[Globalgunner]

The rest of the Premier League would have Rooney in their squad.

He once scored the greatest goal the world has ever seen. An overhead kick where he did a 360deg whirl. Tapped the ball with both feet while upside down and headed the ball into the top left corner.

[Niall_Quinn]

The rest of the Premier League would have Rooney in their squad.

He's a beautiful footballer. Beautiful!

He also plays beautiful football and he's beautiful.

[Niall_Quinn]

He once scored the greatest goal the world has ever seen. An overhead kick where he did a 360deg whirl. Tapped the ball with both feet while upside down and headed the ball into the top left corner.

He also got that goal against Arsenal when he was playing for Everton. Arsenal are that team Pires played for, when he dived and stopped Portsmouth becoming undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.