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    Brendan Rodgers named his son Anton.

    That's way funnier to me than it should be.
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    Watching the confederations cup penalty shootout a few days ago got me thinking about new ways to resolve a stalemate game. Ronaldo
    If after 90 mins there is no winner, then 4 officials. 1 rep from each team, 1 from the governing football authority, (Fifa, UEFA, FA...) plus one independent auditor will be locked up in a room without any means of communicating with the outside world and a coin is tossed to determine the winner. This will not be announced to anyone and now the extra 30 mins is played. The 2 teams on the pitch dont know who has won the toss but they do know that actually winning the game in the 30 mins extra time will negate the outcome of the toss. If you win it in real time it cancels out the coin toss. if its still stalemate after 120 mins. go with the toss up.

    Should be a real incentive to play harder for 30 mins.
    Also allow 2 extra changes per team in the 30 mins.
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    Make 2mrw better than 2day

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    Big Man has signed for Villa.

    Rors.

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    Wycombe's new keeper's kit. Not a joke, apparently.

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    Definitely too jazzy.

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    I like it.
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    Its throat grabbed by the advance of corporatism, the rapacity of agents, the crippling fear of failure, the impatience for success and the headlong flight from its roots, the voice of romance in football has been growing ever more faint with each season that passes.
    So says Ollie Holt about the plight of our game.

    But lo! Over the horizon comes a saviour. A romantic warrior to lead us all by example, to the utopia where the beautiful game was birthed and should rightly be berthed today. Why... It's Wayne Rooney! Wazza the poet. Shrek the idealist. Rooooo-neh the Reinvented.

    But Rooney wants to go back to Everton because he loves the club. He wants to go back because he wants his kids to see him playing in Everton blue. He wants to go back because he feels it will rejuvenate him. He wants to go back because Everton is in his heart. Because he is a romantic too.
    Once the vomit has exploded and your brain rattling has subsided, I think you'll see Ollie has a point. Because to read any of his shit will send you as mental as he is, and probably make you just s shameless.

    Rooney FFS! I swear he must be paying these journo shitheads. He must be.
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    Rooney, Mr £250k a week, is being held up as a misty-eyed reminder of how great football was before the money men took over?




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    Who can ever forget his Shakespearian performances in the opposition penalty box? Or the artistic license he was granted when tackling his victims? Or the painful cries from his heartbroken and axe wielding fans as he plotted his dramatic move across the city, once a blue and any blue will do.
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