"Currants Bw..."

[Letters]

Great, my PC has conked out. When I switch it on the fans start up and it sounds like it's running fine but I get no display. I noticed there's no light on the unit anymore and the ethernet port on my modem has also lost its light that shows it's connected.

Just fuck off 2013.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

#itsupport

[PGFC]

Have you tried a bigger cup size?

#titsupport

[PGFC]

HMV? the HWV of retail outlets.

[LDG]

Awight?

Got muddy puddle splashed by a White Van Man this morning. Utter ****ard.

Problem is, you can't do anything in retaliation except yell "****" and shake your fist in the general direction of the van heading off into the distance.

[PGFC]

My ears are bare cold this morning

[Marc Overmars]

It's a struggle getting out of bed when it's this cold.

[Letters]

My ears are bare cold this morning

'bare cold'? Are you twelve?

[Letters]

cold: Cold at football last night but quite enjoyed it none the less. Had a conference call this morning with some people in Melbourne so we had to do it at 8am, did it from home and just got in.

[WMUG]

cold:

[Letters]