Letters, awlful virus vector.
Letters, awlful virus vector.
Looking forward to Freshers' Flu
You used to be everything to me
Now you're tired of fighting
TV's ko'd
only bought it 5 years ago, a plush new Samsung 52 fucking inch. Grr.
It would be terrible if I accidentally spilt water down the back of my TV while watering the plants. I'd have to buy a new TV. The thought of it makes me shudder.
If you don’t send this signature to ten people, you will become a Spurs fan.
Blame it on the dog
I just got a brand new Armani suit, doesn't fit me any more. You want it?
FRIDAY!
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.