Yes. Yes it would
Yes. Yes it would
Is it going to tell me I have to eat less and exercise more?
You can eat as much dust as you like.
NOTE: The location of this post has been moved and the thread title (which was previously Wenger is Leaving) has been manipulated by a notorious pro-Wenger moderator. What was previously a message that contained no profanity and made a comment on a real life event has now been manipulated by a deliberately provocative title. An old and crude propaganda and censorship technique.
If you halve the size of your portions, you can have twice as much.
Eating celery uses more calories to munch it, than it gives you in nutrition, so eat two tonnes of celery, and as much cake as you want.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.