"Currants Bw..."

[Niall_Quinn]

The F1 grid girls are already under review and expected to be gone next season. I get why, it makes sense. If you even look at a woman these days it's rape. So that would be millions of cases of rape to process through the courts every second week. Not worth it. Better to have men in thongs instead, because that wouldn't be sexist. Although it might cause gender issues if the men in question didn't identify as male on that particular day. But it would be a lot easier to handle individual cases and all the cases involving privileged white males (or whatever it is they identify as) could be disqualified before ever hitting the courts. This seems to be the sane approach.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

I think we'll have to give our eyes away so nobody an be objectified soon.

[Marc Overmars]

So basically these women lose out on what I presume is a well paid job because someone else was offended on their behalf.

[Niall_Quinn]

So basically these women lose out on what I presume is a well paid job because someone else was offended on their behalf.

Well no. Because next season they'll be driving the cars.

[LDG]

Sterilisation of the human race well underway.

Soon you’ll need written consent from a woman to have sex.

Lawyer will draw up the paper work for a fee, you’ll still have to sign up to elongated foreplay, and if you chuck your load before the she’s had “fair and reasonable chance” to reach climax, you’ll be nicked.

[Niall_Quinn]

Sterilisation of the human race well underway.

Soon you’ll need written consent from a woman to have sex.

Lawyer will draw up the paper work for a fee, you’ll still have to sign up to elongated foreplay, and if you chuck your load before the she’s had “fair and reasonable chance” to reach climax, you’ll be nicked.

Racist

[Xhaka Can’t]

Sterilisation of the human race well underway.

Soon youÂ’ll need written consent from a woman to have sex.

Lawyer will draw up the paper work for a fee, you’ll still have to sign up to elongated foreplay, and if you chuck your load before the she’s had “fair and reasonable chance” to reach climax, you’ll be nicked.

Finally getting down to that romance novel you’ve always wanted to write?

[Globalgunner]

Lots of job vacancies soon in Las Vegas. Boxing promoters looking for paunchy men ready to wear speedos and hold up a board for 30secs in a ring while the 3 min break between rounds is on. Pay is good and there is a chance of meeting a celebrity like Kevin Spacey.

[Marc Overmars]

Anyone been to Snowdonia before?

[Cripps]

Piers interviewing Trump

Trying to make Trump look like a good guy