"Currants Bw..."

[HCZ]

There's a woman in our office who always moans at me for not being charitable enough, as I always troll her with the charity begins at home line.

She gives to Oxfam regularly and hasn't been able to look me in the eye this week. Silly bint funding these sick fucks.

Don’t need to troll her

Just tell the nosey cunt it’s none of her fucking business

[Cripps]

Valentines day

HCZ

[HCZ]

Valentines day

HCZ

Still sending those maccaroni picture valentine cards to those boys you abused?

They won’t deliver them to them you know, that’s why it’s called a restraining order

[Cripps]

[Cripps]

Some bint got flowers delivered at work

Valentines day

[HCZ]

Druggy being held in custody is under 24 hour surveillance for when he takes a dump

Problem is he’s been held for four weeks without having a shit

Fucker probably qualifies for an ultrasound scan

[Marc Overmars]

Some bint got flowers delivered at work

Valentines day

I think my wife would die of cringe if I sent her flowers in a public setting. Thankfully she's like me and not very PDA.

[Letters]

First year we were together I got flowers delivered to work. Went down well (as did the flowers, ahahaha).
My annual flower delivery went as planned today. MrsL is easily pleased (make up your own jokes)

[HCZ]

No one wants to make lascivious jokes about your she cow

[Letters]

Had to Google "lascivious", tbh.