"Currants Bw..."

[Marc Overmars]

Beast from the east.

Everyone losing their shit again.

[GP]

This country is fucking pathetic.

[Letters]

Took today off as TOIL as I spent all Saturday travelling back from my latest jolly.
MrsL wanted to go out for a walk, when we went it was sunny and almost warm. On our way back it started snowing. My face was numb when we got home.
Fun this shizzle.

[Cripps]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/43202075

course you would

[Globalgunner]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/43202075

course you would

When he was drafted for the Vietnam war, he found a medical excuse to dodge it.

Chicken hawk.

[Goonermerree]

This is fun, watching the BBC trying to whip up the Beast from the East. We were supposed to be in an amber warning with heavy snow overnight, we have an icing sugar dusting.'Here we are in Colchester and it's been snowing over night' - and, it light dusting of icing sugar - 'but, but, but, don't forget the ice'. Next, they'll be telling us how many football would have been cancelled if it was a Saturday.
Well, they hyped it all up to a frenzy so they're trying to live p to it's billing.

[Niall_Quinn]

This is fun, watching the BBC trying to whip up the Beast from the East. We were supposed to be in an amber warning with heavy snow overnight, we have an icing sugar dusting.'Here we are in Colchester and it's been snowing over night' - and, it light dusting of icing sugar - 'but, but, but, don't forget the ice'. Next, they'll be telling us how many football would have been cancelled if it was a Saturday.
Well, they hyped it all up to a frenzy so they're trying to live p to it's billing.

Fake news, propaganda outlet that's probably best known for lying to get wars started and habitually extorting money from every person in the country.

[Niall_Quinn]

The 4th biggest story on the fake new Daily Mail today:

Over a dozen brides have complained that a wedding caterer charged them hundreds of pounds for biscuits, donuts and coleslaw from supermarkets.

At least 13 women have said Jason Davidson - the head of JLS Entertainment - ruined their special day by providing terrible food.

One woman, 34-year-old Kelly Dickens, said she paid £850 for a 'shambles' of a buffet.

Not joking. This is in a national newspaper. Perhaps it is a coded piece for overseas spies? Or maybe they had to bin all their boilerplate snow apocalypse puff pieces and stock photography from snow stricken Great Fingerfuck, Surrey.

The legacy media

[Letters]

This is fun, watching the BBC trying to whip up the Beast from the East. We were supposed to be in an amber warning with heavy snow overnight, we have an icing sugar dusting.'Here we are in Colchester and it's been snowing over night' - and, it light dusting of icing sugar - 'but, but, but, don't forget the ice'. Next, they'll be telling us how many football would have been cancelled if it was a Saturday.
Well, they hyped it all up to a frenzy so they're trying to live p to it's billing.

Honestly. It's pathetic. There have been 3 snowflakes here and my train line has changed its timetable.
I'm thinking I should just work at home as one more snowflake and they might stop the whole service and I'd get stranded at work. I kinda understand if there really is heavy snow but a "dusting" would be an exaggeration.

[Nozza!]

Honestly. It's pathetic. There have been 3 snowflakes here and my train line has changed its timetable.
I'm thinking I should just work at home as one more snowflake and they might stop the whole service and I'd get stranded at work. I kinda understand if there really is heavy snow but a "dusting" would be an exaggeration.

Oi, geezer, I know what you mean. Out in my manor we've only had an NQ's cock of snow, you know three quarters of an inch...