If the dad can’t be arsed then I’m not going either.
If the dad can’t be arsed then I’m not going either.
If you don’t send this signature to ten people, you will become a Spurs fan.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news
ROYAL WEDDING! ROYAL WEDDING! ROYAL WEDDING!
(by the way, 100 people just died in a plane crash)
ROYAL WEDDING!
I’m reading that Markle bint only has one member of her family there - her mum.
The Royals definitely didn’t want many of those coloured types there.
How does Elton John always muscle in on these Royal Weddings?
Fucking blue skies, sun shine, probably the hottest day of the year. Birds singing, bees buzzing, fucking zombies shuffling up and down with flags and bunting.
CUNTS!
I think I'll get badly pissed up and see what happens.
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How the fuck is James Corden there?
Beckham is there too. I suppose he was part of the failed WC bid with Harry.
Are you guys actually fucking watching that shit?
Oh wait, I get it. You're thinking there may be a terror attack by some good Samaritan?
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Not anymore.
Watching Khaleesi on Graham Norton again.
Khaleesi
If the Nazi sponger had married her then I'd be glued.
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