Tiger would make things interesting.
Tiger would make things interesting.
We are down to our last toilet roll.
#prayforletters
Just use the hand towel
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
"Coronavirus...how the common cold describes itself on its resume"
- John Oliver
All of Italy is in lockdown.
This is all quite surreal.
Sounds like a piss up in a brewery.Originally Posted by LDG
Badly organised too, I'll bet.
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My bank's new security systems swung into operation this morning for online banking. They're great and I feel so much more secure now that I don't have to rely on a mere customer ID, date of birth, random keyword and 16 character password to login. Now anyone who I've accidentally given all that information to will also need my bank card, a card reader, a steady hand, the ideal lighting conditions and a singularly powerful magnifying glass to gain access to my overdraft.
Finally!
I've already booked a day off work next week so I can log in and check how much the bank shortchanged me on currency transfers.
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The Nationwide app just needs your fingerprint. Chop my left thumb off and my details are all yours.
The Barclays one only wants a PIN.
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