"Currants Bw..."

[Niall_Quinn]

But they are all mad though...

In a good way.

[Niall_Quinn]

A volcano has erupted in Indonesia. That's pretty fucking inconsiderate, given all the other shit going on.

[LDG]

Meanwhile, down the pub, everything seems fine.

[Letters]

One of my FB friends is a freelance musician has just lamented that she’s has most of her bookings cancelled for the next couple of months.


As it happens, she’s a massive show off who always HAS to be at the centre of attention.
And I’m pretty sure she voted for Brexit.
So... her

[Letters]

I thought you were talking about one of your taxpayer funded jollies.

That gravy train has come right off the tracks.
This whole thing has hit our exams business very hard.
We’ve had to shut all operations in China which is a huge part of our business and now it’s affecting our operations in Europe now it’s all spreading here.

It’s costing us a lot of money and one of the consequences is a travel ban for the foreseeable.
Me

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Meanwhile, down the pub, everything seems fine.

Yeah, the pub last night was fantastically quiet; meant you could sit down, get served straight away and could actually have conversations at normal level. It was great.

[Xhaka Can’t]

What did I tell you about those bastards?

I should never have doubted you.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Do you know that if you fly abroad now you could be stranded out there for an extended period, if the destination country decides to shut their borders? Hope it's somewhere nice, not Tashitistan or somewhere like that. You could catch anything out there.

I’m supposed to be flying to Calgary on 5 April.

If I did get stuck there, I’d be fine with that. Just as I was when stuck out there when all air travel was disrupted by the Eyjafjallajökull eruptions.

[Marc Overmars]

Had a stag do in Madrid booked but now that’s down the shitter. Hope EasyJet and Ryanair give refunds now the FCO has advised against travel.

[Niall_Quinn]

Meanwhile, down the pub, everything seems fine.

Calm before the storm. Did you manage to get a decent shotgun in the end? Or are you stuck with a shitty one?