"Currants Bw..."

[Niall_Quinn]

EU banning non-essential travel for at least 30 days.

Virgin Atlantic are asking their staff to take 8 weeks unpaid leave.

Beardy always was a decent bloke tbf. Champion of the people.

Isn't it hilarious (in a suicidal sort of way) that when big banks fuck up we are all compelled to bail them out? But when the whole world goes to shit and all the consumers these corporations depend on are threatened, the corporations don't step up to convert some of those massive profits into a lifeline. Apple donated 12.5mill to "fund the worldwide recovery." And still no worldwide recovery! Even with them chucking 5 seconds worth of profit at the problem.

Instead the super rich are buying five star bunkers and luxury bug-out bags. I'm kind of hoping this is some clever hoax to force the bastards underground so we don't have to put up with them any more.

[Niall_Quinn]

We've just had an update asking us to WAH for the foreseeable.
Not actually policy yet, they haven't made it mandatory, but that could soon follow.
Going to start panic buying, tbh

They want you to make baby noises for the foreseeable future? That's a bit woke even by their standards.

[Letters]

https://newsthump.com/2020/03/16/us-...-door-to-door/

[Letters]

Roy Hudd, 83, has died.

Huddlines

[Niall_Quinn]

110,000 people so far have contributed $19mill to the WHO response fund. Tbf, I'm guessing most people haven't heard of it, but fuck. If that fund isn't at a hundred billion dollars by the end of the week then maybe we all deserve to get wiped out.

https://www.who.int/emergencies/dise...us-2019/donate

For just this once, I hope they don't blow it all on coke and strippers.

[GP]

Huddlines

Emu *


*I know it wasn't.

[Mac76]

They were always lies. Sad thet people are still repeating them, just to avoid admitting they were wrong.

[Niall_Quinn]

Latest press conference ongoing, it appears the government has performed a 180 and are now suggesting we don't go to the pub! No sport and no pub!

[Niall_Quinn]

Definitely going to panic buy booze now. You'd better get to the shops before I do!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Non essential contact or travel.

To work from home where possible.

Funny, if only every other country had thought of this!

Guess those extra 4 days waiting will stop it turning in to a shit show by June.