There's a geezer on the news lamenting he had to buy Hellman's Light mayo. "You have to put up with it!", he observes. Tough times.
Also, the EU is getting pissed at us because we're not doing fascism properly.
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Our ASDA order have replaced Coke Zero with Pepsi Max.
I'll be writing a strongly worded letter about this...
Italy has now overtaken China in the amount of deaths.
Fucking hell.
Shit! When you think of their comparative populations too...
China is throwing out journalists and imprisoning doctors in an attempt to shore up their bullshit cover story. We'll never know how many died over there or are still dying. And because they are such a vile authoritarian regime they could put draconian measures in place to prevent this particular outbreak. But vast areas of the country have no testing, no reporting coming out of them. The true picture is unknown. Comparing civilised nations to China is not possible.
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Then Italy still have by far the most deaths of any comparable nation.
Anyway, today's press conference is a bit of a placeholder.
Although Johnson thinks we can 'turn the tide' within 12 weeks.
Hmmmm.
Question Time on at 20:00 with no audience.
More like 'Time' really.
According to the BBC Chris Martin has been performing live on instagram to cheer up people self-isolating.
Suicide rates are surging at a greater rate than virus deaths presumably.
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
3269 cases and 144 deaths.
On and on it goes.