It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango'
She loved it as well. Bastard, he's all over her at the work party I bet.
Don't you hate bastards like that?Originally Posted by MOre Letters to Santa
My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango'
She loved it as well. Bastard, he's all over her at the work party I bet.
Putting the laughter back into manslaughter
I don't get it.My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango'
My mate has just given the office fittie a great secret Santa gift. He taped together a couple cans of tango, stuck a condom on top and wrote the message 'it takes 2 to Tango'
She loved it as well. Bastard, he's all over her at the work party I bet.Then get two cans of tango, tape them together, stick a condom on it and give it to a girl at your work.
He's 14 years old
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
Oh well that's awesome
Just checked train times to see when dad and me could get back from MrsL's for the game on Boxing Day.
There aren't any trains.
Not one.
Bugger all.
This lil girl is taking xmas too seriously Poor Santa
Christmas letters to Santa asking for a new bike or toy are usually endearing notes penned by wide-eyed innocent children.
But Mekeeda Austin has warned Father Christmas that he will be ‘killed’ if he fails to deliver at least two of her long list of gifts – including a BlackBerry smartphone and ‘the real-life Justin Bieber’.
The 13-year-old goes even further and threatens to ‘hunt down’ Old Nick’s reindeer so she can ‘cook them and serve their meat to homeless people on Xmas day’.
Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.
‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.
And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.
‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’
Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/884797-...#ixzz1gbgtpZO0
Tube should be running though, right?Oh well that's awesome
Just checked train times to see when dad and me could get back from MrsL's for the game on Boxing Day.
There aren't any trains.
Not one.
Bugger all.
Hope so, else I'm walking from Oakwood
It's better to burn out, than to fade away.
So when will you start driving lessons? A car should be no problem as a Fiat Panda is cheap.Oh well that's awesome
Just checked train times to see when dad and me could get back from MrsL's for the game on Boxing Day.
There aren't any trains.
Not one.
Bugger all.
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