Kim Jong-Il is dead

[WMUG]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693



North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has died at the age of 69, state-run television has announced.
Mr Kim, who has led the communist nation since the death of his father in 1994, died on a train while visiting an area outside the capital, the announcement said.
He suffered a stroke in 2008 and was absent from public view for months.
His designated successor is believed to be his third son, Kim Jong-un, who is thought to be in his late 20s.

Interesting.

[PGFC]

Murdered by James Bond, probably.

[GP]

Rest In Peace, dear leader. Hope you're no ronger so ronery.

[LDG]

Fuck you han brix!

[Letters]

I knew he was Il...


:cool:

[Letters]

*taps mic*

I said, "I knew he was Il..."



<_<

Meh

:getcoat:

[Flavs]

Its the end of a sparkling Korea...

We are running out of dictators folks, we have now lost Il, Hussain, Bin Laden and Gaddafi. Hollywood is short on bad guys

[Kaiser]

http://kimjongunlookingatthings.posterous.com/

:lol:

[GP]

I knew he was Il...

:cool:

[Flavs]

I knew he was Il...

:cool:

:unsure:

[Flavs]

Wouldn't it just be awesome if his 3rd son came in and took over and in his speech admitted he had been lying to his father and was really a commercial puppet and from now on Korea will be bought to you by our sponsors Pepsi and McDonalds.

Next thing you would know3 there will be a Starbucks on every corner and a Gap on every high street

[Cripps_orig]

rip

Was excellent in Team America. Never saw him in anything else

[Cripps_orig]

http://www.talksport.co.uk/magazine/big-picture/2011-12-19/aaron-ramsey-responsible-kim-jong-ils-death-we-did-predict-it-two-months-ago-graphic

Ramseys good for one thing then at least

[Letters]

Fantastic at golf, apparently

http://www.thestar.com/sports/golf/article/1104223--kim-jong-il-once-carded-38-under-par-at-pyongyang-golf-course



One of golf’s greatest feats is to shoot one’s age.

So, imagine how spectacular a day Kim Jong-Il had back in 1994. The North Korean dictator, who died on Saturday of heart failure at age 69, scorched the 7,700-yard Pyongyang Golf Course in a stunning 38-under par, 34.

Now, before getting all bent out of shape that such a score is impossible or clearly the product of creative scorekeeping on the part of the “Dear Leader,” it’s important to note that witnesses attest to his great round.

According to reports, Kim, who was 52 at the time, carded no worse than a birdie on any hole at the country’s only golf club. He also had five holes-in-one in the round, which was witnessed by 17 armed bodyguards.

“He is an excellent golfer,” Park Young Man, the club professional, told the International Herald Tribune a couple of months after Kim’s historic round, which was widely-reported in North Korea’s state-controlled media.

Good thing for Tiger Woods and his contemporaries Kim spent his time serving his people because clearly he could have ruled the PGA Tour too.

:bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

I knew he was Il...

:cool:

:haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Ju must be happy, he can stay for longer now

[V-Pig]

I guess now he's died near Christmas they can play Jong-il bells at his funeral.

[Master Splinter]

Ju must be happy, he can stay for longer now

:haha:

[Cripps_orig]

:haha:

[Coney]

*taps mic*

I said, "I knew he was Il..."



<_<

Meh

:getcoat:

... and he died Jong.

[Flavs]

Ju must be happy, he can stay for longer now

Wrong Korea sweetie

[Master Splinter]

Wrong Korea sweetie

Spoilsport.

[Xhaka Can’t]

Pretty depressing the amount of Jong people these days making the wrong Korea choice.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Wrong Korea sweetie

I know it was a Joke, lighten up

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3

Very interesting but a bit creepy.

Dear Leader. :rose:

[Letters]

Apparently Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer killed him because there can only be one Deer Leader



:tumbleweed:

[Coney]

What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

No idea.

What do you call a dead reindeer with no eyes?

Still no idea.

etc.

:getcoat:

[PGFC]

I paid £50 for 8 venison haunches, is that too dear?

[PGFC]

What cheese would you use to entice a bear out of its cave?


camembert.


*written by the Dear Leader before Christmas Crackers were even invented, by him.

[Kaiser]

http://kimjongildroppingthebass.tumblr.com/

kim droppin’ with huoratron and soft drink
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwi7e19vjF1r8bj5ko1_500.jpg

kim droppin’ with skrillex
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh84wbBYB1r8bj5ko1_500.jpg

dropped kim with tiësto
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh64i7ZX31r8bj5ko1_500.jpg

kim droppin’ under green laser
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwh1d2udN91r8bj5ko1_500.jpg

:haha: