welcome, thomas.

[hymppi]

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/thomas-eisfeld-completes-move-to-arsenal


Thomas Eisfeld completes move to Arsenal


Attacking midget Thomas Eisfeld has completed a move to Arsenal from Borussia Dortmund on a long-term contract.

The 19-year-old has shown significant promise at youth level with the Bundesliga club, catching the eye of the Gunners’ scouting network with six goals and six assists in his 12 appearances for the Under-19s this term.

Eisfeld, who was part of Dortmund’s ‘BVB Academy’ for seven years and can play in a variety of positions, has featured at youth level for the German national team, captaining the Under-15s side.

He becomes the latest in a series of players to make the switch from Borussia Dortmund to north London, following in the footsteps of Tomas Rosicky and Jens Lehmann.

After completing his move to the Gunners, Eisfeld said: “I feel very proud to have signed for Arsenal. This is a great club, with many great players, and I’m so happy to be joining Arsenal.

"It’s a real honour to be team mates with the great players at Arsenal, and also training everyday with players like Tomas Rosicky - who I grew up watching play at Dortmund. I will give it everything I have here and do my best to make the manager, players and fans happy.

"I would also like to thank Borussia Dortmund, where I played for the last seven years, for everything they have done for me. I had a great time there, and there were many wonderful coaches who helped me get to where I am today."

Arsène Wenger said of the signing: “Thomas is a player we have liked for some time. We’ve watched him closely this season, where he has excelled for Dortmund’s youth team.

"He is young but has proven to us that he can play, that he has the attitude and technical ability to be a valuable addition to our squad. We’re very pleased to welcome him to the Club and look forward to his contribution with the worldbeaters like crooked diaby, chakma, fatty arshavinin and invicible ju park the coming seasons.”

[Master Splinter]

Good luck to him. :scarf:

[Niall_Quinn]

He's no Biglia.

[Cripps_orig]

Hope this cunt is booed on debut when he makes it next season.

May sound a bit harsh as its not his fault but surely booing new Pub Team signings will show the cunt manager and the cunt board that the fans are fed up of Pub Team signings

[Niall_Quinn]

This kid has just got a dream move to Arsenal. None of this is his fault. Why the fuck boo him next season ???

Boo all the cunts in the comfy seats THIS SEASON.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Hope this cunt is booed on debut when he makes it next season.

May sound a bit harsh as its not his fault but surely booing new Pub Team signings will show the cunt manager and the cunt board that the fans are fed up of Pub Team signings

Oh fuck off with silly things like that, boo AW all you want but this kid has done nothing wrong at all, if i said hope theo got booed everytime he plays you will be up in arms.

[Özim]

After completing his move to the Gunners, Eisfeld said: “I feel very proud to have signed for Arsenal. This is a great club, with many great players, and I’m so happy to be joining Arsenal.
He must have a very dated poster of the Arsenal team on his bedroom wall if he thinks that :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

I hope Theo gets booed every time this German kid plays.

[Cripps_orig]

Oh fuck off with silly things like that, boo AW all you want but this kid has done nothing wrong at all, if i said hope theo got booed everytime he plays you will be up in arms.Well we havent just bought Theo have we? :wacko:

[Master Splinter]

I hope Theo gets booed every time this German kid plays.

:haha:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

I hope Theo gets booed every time this German kid plays.

:lol:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Well we havent just bought Theo have we? :wacko:

Nope, don't mean you should boo a kid for no reason though.

[Cripps_orig]

Nope, don't mean you should boo a kid for no reason though.Well there is a reason which i explained above

[Niall_Quinn]

Well there is a reason which i explained above

You'll look like a prick being the only guy in the whole crowd booing him on his debut. Which is exactly why you'll be booing him I suppose.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Well there is a reason which i explained above

Like i said boo the manager all you like(though i doubt he give a monkeys) But boo the kid wtf for he's done nothing wrong. Should he have said no i don't want to come here because it will make some cunt call ACH happy?.

So because you did not get the player you wnated your answer is to boo a kid who has done nothing wrong, real mature.

[Master Splinter]

Well there is a reason which i explained above

Considering Theo is the poster boy for under-achieving pub team kids in recent Arsenal history, it would make most sense to boo him seeing as we also paid a lot of money for his apparent talents.

So Charlie's point has more logic than yours really, unsurprisingly.

[Cripps_orig]

Like i said boo the manager all you like(though i doubt he give a monkeys) But boo the kid wtf for he's done nothing wrong. Should he have said no i don't want to come here because it will make some cunt call ACH happy?.

So because you did not get the player you wnated your answer is to boo a kid who has done nothing wrong, real mature.Boo him to show we dont want Pub Team signings anymore. Not that hard to understand.

Nothing personal against this cunt nobody

[Cripps_orig]

Considering Theo is the poster boy for under-achieving pub team kids in recent Arsenal history, it would make most sense to boo him seeing as we also paid a lot of money for his apparent talents.

So Charlie's point has more logic than yours really, unsurprisingly.:sleep:

[Syn]

I hope Theo gets booed every time this German kid plays.

:lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Boo him to show we dont want Pub Team signings anymore. Not that hard to understand.

Nothing personal against this cunt nobody

Picking on one kid too boo is a little bit personal.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Boo him to show we dont want Pub Team signings anymore. Not that hard to understand.

Nothing personal against this cunt nobody

Then boo the manger, have Arsene out on your Ass cheeks for all i care, why dent this lads conidence before he gets a chance to play.

[Cripps_orig]

Picking on one kid too boo is a little bit personal.Boo the whole team then? Either is fine tbh

[Dennis Bendtner]

Walcott :haha:

[hymppi]

cripps got a thing against midgets, i suppose.

[Ollie the Optimist]

Boo him to show we dont want Pub Team signings anymore. Not that hard to understand.

Nothing personal against this cunt nobody

how about we boo theo to show that we dont want people doing fuck all every 9 games and then a fluke goal in the tenth and demanding 90k a week?

[Cripps_orig]

cripps got a thing against midgets, i suppose.Is he a midget?

I know f all about this player. Just got home from work and read we signed this dude

[Cripps_orig]

how about we boo theo to show that we dont want people doing fuck all every 9 games and then a fluke goal in the tenth and demanding 90k a week?If it means Wenger fucking off then so be it

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Is he a midget?

I know f all about this player. Just got home from work and read we signed this dude

Fair play for being pissed off then, thought you may have knew about it when it happend.

[hymppi]

Is he a midget?

I know f all about this player. Just got home from work and read we signed this dude
none of you guys read the thing i posted.
and i thought i nailed it this time.
:( :getcoat:

[Cripps_orig]

none of you guys read the thing i posted.
and i thought i nailed it this time.
:( :getcoat:I apologise hymmpi

[hymppi]

hymmpi
bastard.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

It's on!

[LDG]

Welcome to the board! :wave:

Tell us about yourself. When did you first start supporting Arsenal? Favourite match?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Welcome to the board! :wave:

Tell us about yourself. When did you first start supporting Arsenal? Favourite match?

1991. Arsenal 5-3 Middlesbrough. :good:

[Dennis Bendtner]

REYESSSSSS

[Cripps_orig]

Welcome to the board! :wave:

Tell us about yourself. When did you first start supporting Arsenal? Favourite match?1990

Arsenal 3-2 Sampdoria

[hymppi]

Welcome to the board! :wave:

Tell us about yourself. When did you first start supporting Arsenal? Favourite match?
2011. manu 8-2 arsenal.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

none of you guys read the thing i posted.
and i thought i nailed it this time.
:( :getcoat:

Don't get it

[Marc Overmars]

Welcome to the board! :wave:

Tell us about yourself. When did you first start supporting Arsenal? Favourite match?

1995

Arsenal 1 – 2 Real Zaragoza :doh:

Should have known then I picked a club that was going to be famed for it's bottling.

[Cripps_orig]

1995

Arsenal 1 – 2 Real Zaragoza :doh:

Should have known then I picked a club that was going to be famed for it's bottling.

Thats your favourite match?

[Niall_Quinn]

Thats your favourite match?

Mine too. Cracker of a game.

[Ollie the Optimist]

i would laugh a lot if this kid suddenly came good and got us 4th place. it wont happen but still i can hope

[Marc Overmars]

Thats your favourite match?

I read it as the first game I watched, or something.

Me. :lol:

[LDG]

Thats your favourite match?

:haha:

MO's been spending too much time with CTG. It's wearing him down. :rose:

[LDG]

i would laugh a lot if this kid suddenly came good and got us 4th place. it wont happen but still i can hope

Fuck me. You must be a beacon of light in the palliative care unit.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

i would laugh a lot if this kid suddenly came good and got us 4th place. it wont happen but still i can hope

will he even play this season ?

[hymppi]

Don't get it

sigh.
i edited the original post to reflect how i saw the situation. wasn't that funny, i suppose.
fuck you lads.

[Cripps_orig]

will he even play this season ?If he plays this season, i will run on to the Emirates pitch and handcuff myself to the goal post

[hymppi]

If he plays this season, i will run on to the Emirates pitch and handcuff myself to the goal post
AW sub him in, please.
now that would be funny, cripps!

[Marc Overmars]

If he plays this season, i will run on to the Emirates pitch and handcuff myself to the goal post

If CK was alive, he'd hold you to this. Like the time he was avidly reminding me when I said I'd post a picture of myself butt naked if we won the 09 CL.

CK. :rose:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

If he plays this season, i will run on to the Emirates pitch and handcuff myself to the goal post

Deal

[Olivier's xmas twist]

2140: Attacking midfielder Thomas Eisfeld, 19, on his move to Arsenal from Borussia Dortmund: "It's a real honour to be team mates with the great players at Arsenal, and also training everyday with players like Tomas Rosicky - who I grew up watching play at Dortmund. I will give it everything I have here and do my best to make the manager, players and fans happy.

:bow: Tommy boy

[Master Splinter]

http://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eisfeld2_1.jpg
http://arseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eisfeld2_1.jpg

:haha:

[LDG]

:lol:

[fakeyank]

He is not going to be better than Amaury Bischoff

[Xhaka Can’t]

If he plays this season, i will run on to the Emirates pitch and handcuff myself to the goal post

You could.

If you didn't have such fat wrists.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

He is not going to be better than Amaury Bischoff

Not hard really is it

[Cripps_orig]

You could.

If you didn't have such fat wrists.I have specially made handcuffs

[LDG]

I have specially made handcuffs

Leg Irons :bow:

[Xhaka Can’t]

Are they furry?

[KSE Comedy Club]

Does it really say 'attacking midget' on the club website?

Oh no, it's just hymmpi :lol:

[Syn]

Does it really say 'attacking midget' on the club website?

Oh no, it's just hymmpi :lol:

:blink:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Iceberg. :bow:

[KSE Comedy Club]

:blink:

Look at his op again:


Thomas Eisfeld completes move to Arsenal


Attacking midget Thomas Eisfeld has completed a move to Arsenal from Borussia Dortmund on a long-term contract.

:lol:

[Syn]

No, I saw that - but how could you think, even for a split-second that the club would describe him as an 'attacking midget'? We're not that out of touch with reality.

[KSE Comedy Club]

It was late and I was tired.

Plus the club is run by ignorant, arrogant cunts, so I wouldnt put it past them tbh.

[GP]

5'10 is hardly a midget, is it?

[Letters]

5'10 is hardly a midget, is it?

No :angry:

[LDG]

No :angry:

4'2 is though.

[Coney]

4'2 is though.

Hobbitist. :sulk:

[Letters]

4'2 is though.

I'm going to give you such a punch in the knees on Saturday :threaten:

[Joker]

Not the signing we needed this window at all, but not at all surprised that Wenger went through with it.

[LDG]

Not the signing we needed this window at all, but not at all surprised that Wenger went through with it.

This means he'll be awesome.

Thanks Joker. You have given me a little hope.

:d

[Niall_Quinn]

This means he'll be awesome.

Thanks Joker. You have given me a little hope.

:d

If he's awesome he'll get injured for "2 weeks"

So abandon all hope.

[Syn]

He's starting for the reserves tonight.

[Syn]

Just over 20 mins in, he has a shot, parried by the 'keeper, Zak Ansah scores on the rebound.

My word.

A must include in the first-team match squad.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

This means he'll be awesome.

Thanks Joker. You have given me a little hope.

:d

:haha:

[selassie]

I like the look of Eisfield from last nights performance and from what I've read about his performances in the reserves. If he bulks up a bit I think he could be in and around the first team squad this season.

[Joker]

:haha:

I said he wasn't the signing we needed at the time, never said he wasn't a good player. However, given that he didn't play in the 2nd half of last season I don't think my comment is that embarrassing tbh.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

He is not going to be better than Amaury Bischoff

Well...

[Marc Overmars]

Charlie the troll. :bow: