This Weekend's Fixtures & Midweek Fixtures (28/29/30 Apr/ 01/02 May).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

How come Alan Parry seems to amuse himself with every sentence he utters?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 HT.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Is it me or does Parry sound alot like Richard keys.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Alan Parry is more senile than Motson.

[Marc Overmars]

Alan Parry is more senile than Motson.

Wouldn't go that far.

Motty is a mongo these days.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Motty has been a mongo for years. But at least we don't have to bear him for 90 minutes. Parry is so so annoying.

Sky's best commentary duo is Rob Hawthorne and NQ.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Lennon. :lol:

[Rors]

Motty has been a mongo for years. But at least we don't have to bear him for 90 minutes. Parry is so so annoying.

Sky's best commentary duo is Rob Hawthorne and NQ.

yep, I've been impressed by Quinny - and didn't think I would be. BBC could do far worse than try and poach him for the Euros. On that topic, the pundit list is usually out by now for the summer tournament. Leads me to worry we'll have to make do with the usual suspects..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Bale. :haha:

[Joker]

This Blackburn side are awful.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Lennon terrrible player. would not be suprised if he is sold in the summer.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

This Blackburn side are awful.

Pretty much, don't see no fight in this team, spuds are not even playing that well. This is why they will get relegated.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yak off, Modeste on. That's surprising apparently, despite Neville and Parry admitting they can't get him in to the game.

Lennon looks injured. Good news for the Spuds.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Spuds 2-0 Blackeye, good freekick from Walker.

[Rors]

We taught him that..

[Olivier's xmas twist]

2-0 What a goal by walkker good FK

:wave: Blackburn

[GP]

Deflection took it in.

[Gubby Allen]

More evidence, like McClean's yesterday that the wall is more of a help to a decent free kick taker than a hinderance.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Deflection took it in.

Yep just saw it on the replay.

[Rors]

SHOULD be safe now... I think Blackeye are as good as done, and on this insipid showing, g'riddance

[Olivier's xmas twist]

SHOULD be safe now... I think Blackeye are as good as done, and on this insipid showing, g'riddance

Yep your boys should be ok just take a point of spurs at home and you'll be ok.

[Marc Overmars]

0 attempts on goal. :lol:

Blackeye are dreadful. Pub team filth, they'll be gone next week.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Walker MOM by Neville.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Defoe :rose:

Why only give him 2 mins.

Arry :doh:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Worst football match ever.

[Rors]

0 goal attempts.

Makes us look like we've got Rinus Michels in charge.

--
Defoe :haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

2-0 FT.

Blackeye. :wave:

Kean. :lol:

Venky's. :lol:

[Gubby Allen]

Well that was shit that was.

[Marc Overmars]

I wonder if they'll keep Kean in charge next year, just to WUM it up even more.

[Master Splinter]

I wonder if they'll keep Kean in charge next year, just to WUM it up even more.

Kean out.

TC in.

[Dennis Bendtner]

They'll replace Kean with one of their physios and try to sign Ronaldinho.

[Özim]

0 attempts on goal. :lol:

Blackeye are dreadful. Pub team filth, they'll be gone next week.
It's not the managers fault, it's the senior players they're managing the team and don't want him around :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yet again Spuds win one game and they're supposedly back in tremendous form. :rolleyes:

[Master Splinter]

Yet again Spuds win one game and they're supposedly back in tremendous form. :rolleyes:

Big Kev and Ryo will holt their imperious run of one win.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Yet again Spuds win one game and they're supposedly back in tremendous form. :rolleyes:

Im guessing Jamie redknapp said that or the person who did never watched the game.

Even Stevie Wonder would have seen how woeful Blackburn were and how Bad Spurs were.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Glenn Hoddle and Ray Wilkins both basically said that.

Come on Big Kev. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

Looks like Spuds or Chelsea have 3rd and 4th wrapped up

[McNamara That Ghost...]

According to SSN, 'Arry masterminded a 2-0 win over Blackeye. What a visionary.

[Niall_Quinn]

According to SSN, 'Arry masterminded a 2-0 win over Blackeye. What a visionary.

He'd have made a great England manager.

[Master Splinter]

Looks like Spuds or Chelsea have 3rd and 4th wrapped up

One team will wrap up both positions?

Impressive.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

One team will wrap up both positions?

Impressive.

They'd have to knight the manager who did that tbh.

[Kano]

http://www.boxofficefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/keane-exit.gif

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FMak-ey-hb0/TyLrWXLE_XI/AAAAAAAAAyo/AoYxIjaeIHQ/s1600/Dalglish_Cult.gif

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Na na na na na na na na Leader :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pulis: "We don't care what people say about us".

God I hate him.

[Marc Overmars]

We're Stoke and we don't complain!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Feature on Pulis now, MoTD2. Replete with quick mocking of Wenget.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Oh dear lord it gets worse and worse.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

The Pulis Rap.

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Sagna. :bow:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Pulis is going to be given VIP access to the Old Boys club. Ukraine/Poland here he comes.

[Marc Overmars]

Fucking hope he's not a pundit this summer.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Pulis is going to be given VIP access to the Old Boys club. Ukraine/Poland here he comes.

Looks like ill be watching ITV games. tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Eurgh. I'm bound to be right on this evidence. Already he is confident in mocking his fellow pundits.

"Y'know what Spain should do more of, hold on, get me a clip of Rory and Ryan in training - yeah, this".

[Cripps_orig]

Didnt watch any of the games or highlights over the weekend. Seen no goals or incidents.

Apparently i missed out on probably the worst performance ever by Blackburn. Is this true?

[Marc Overmars]

Yep. Not a single attempt on goal.

First time that's happened in a Prem game since 2004.

Way to resign yourselves to relegation.

[Dennis Bendtner]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWZJn0Ir49g

[Kano]

http://i46.tinypic.com/23s8yf7.jpg

[Cripps_orig]

Forgot the match was on tonight.

Might have to go back on my plan on not watching any live games bar the Europa League final

[Syn]

I forgot the game was on tonight too.

Come on natural disaster that'll wipe out the city of Manchester stadium and everyone in it at 8pm.

And come on your mothers.

[Flavs]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWZJn0Ir49g

I like how he thinks the police are just going to let him go back to his seat, the cheeky scamp.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Tevez hat trick :pray:

[Cripps_orig]

So who we supporting then?

[Syn]

The tsunami - I thought I made that clear ffs.

But in absence of that, hurricane katrina.

[Cripps_orig]

Theres a MOTD on today

[Xhaka Can’t]

wow

[Marc Overmars]

MOTD for highlights of 1 game?

Have they ever done that before?

[Cripps_orig]

MOTD for highlights of 1 game?

Have they ever done that before?Doubt it

[Marc Overmars]

I suppose there hasn't quite been a title decider as personal as this though.

[Sean Goonery]

I'd rather United win it over those pre-madonna Arsenal rejects.

[Syn]

I'd rather United win it over those pre-madonna Arsenal rejects.

I'm not one for pedantry, but it's prima donna. :lol:

And yes, Man Utd are preferred. But it would be nice if it was equal going into the last day.

[Sean Goonery]

I'm not one for pedantry, but it's prima donna. :lol:

And yes, Man Utd are preferred. But it would be nice if it was equal going into the last day.

Thanks for the correction. Honestly I wouldn't want City to have a chance at all. If they win the premiership it sends out the message that with enough money you can just hire a bunch of mercenaries and win. The City business model is a terrible one in my opinion.

[Marc Overmars]

United win all day long.

I hope something so plastic and artificial like City never win a thing.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

I suppose there hasn't quite been a title decider as personal as this though.
They way Sky are making it into the biggest game EVER is a bit much though.

Jim White painting the penalty spot FFS.

I'd much prefer Manchester to sink back into the pits of Hell from whence it came, but as that is unlikely I just can't bring myself to support United.

[Syn]

Thanks for the correction. Honestly I wouldn't want City to have a chance at all. If they win the premiership it sends out the message that with enough money you can just hire a bunch of mercenaries and win. The City business model is a terrible one in my opinion.

Agreed.

[Marc Overmars]

I wonder if City will roll out the blue moon for this one.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Ignore that. :lol:

Also, Sky's programme starts in ten minutes.

[Dennis Bendtner]

They way Sky are making it into the biggest game EVER is a bit much though.

Jim White painting the penalty spot FFS.

I'd much prefer Manchester to sink back into the pits of Hell from whence it came, but as that is unlikely I just can't bring myself to support United.

Wtf? :lol:

With his own jizz, probably.

I find it hard to back Man Utd as well. All the arguments say that's the way to go. But Turdinhand and Evra's faces? Fuck sake.

[GP]

So who are we supporting?

Neither.

Fuckin right.

[Rors]

'Unmissable'. Can't we be the judges of that?!

[McNamara That Ghost...]

We're all Man Utd or Man City supporters now apparently, with that tagline.

[Rors]

I was going to go with Fivelive until kickoff, but as they think that this is a game worthy of Savage's involvement..

[Marc Overmars]

UNMISSABLE

Sky hype. :bow:

[GP]

I'm not going to watch.

I'm a fuckin rebel, me.

[Rors]

Okay I take that back. Fivelive have got Stuart Hall to do a Stuart Hall piece to open things up with..... :banghead:

[Marc Overmars]

An estimated worldwide auidience of 650 million is expected to watch tonight. :yikes:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Agent Clichy starts? :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

An estimated worldwide auidience of 650 million is expected to watch tonight. :yikes:

Our match thread?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh: Hart, Zabaleta, Clichy, Kompany, Lescott, Barry, Yaya, Silva, Nasri, Tevez, Aguero.

Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Smalling, Ferdinand, Evra, Park, Carrick, Scholes, Giggs, Nani, Rooney.

[Rors]

Our match thread?

Currently we're a mere 649,999,993 away from that target, even 52 minutes out! :popcorn:

[Xhaka Can’t]

One thing's for sure. Win, lose or draw, they're all a bunch of ****s.

[Syn]

You can't win a title with Clichy in your team.

Sorry, you just can't.

[Marc Overmars]

Agents Gael and Samir to fuck it up for them.

They have plenty of experience.

[Syn]

Nice to know ratboy feels comfortable enough having a laugh at Martin Tyler's commentary (about the Sunderland winner against Man City earlier on in the season).

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Lescott, Kompany, Clichy, Barry, Toure Yaya, Silva, Tevez, Nasri, Aguero.
Subs: Pantilimon, Richards, Milner, Dzeko, Kolarov, De Jong, Balotelli.

Man Utd: De Gea, Jones, Ferdinand, Smalling, Evra, Nani, Carrick, Scholes, Park, Giggs, Rooney.
Subs: Amos, Berbatov, Hernandez, Young, Welbeck, Rafael Da Silva, Valencia.

Referee: Andre Marriner (W Midlands)

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Thanks for the correction. Honestly I wouldn't want City to have a chance at all. If they win the premiership it sends out the message that with enough money you can just hire a bunch of mercenaries and win. The City business model is a terrible one in my opinion.

:gp:

[Rors]

Right then, I'm off to hire a few mercenaries of my own. 150florins worth. ("Stay close" :lol: ). Back at 8...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Right then, I'm off to hire a few mercenaries of my own. 150florins worth. ("Stay close" :lol: ). Back at 8...

Ezio. :bow:

[Rors]

Ezio. :bow:


With a 'Mancini' in the game :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

One thing's for sure. Win, lose or draw, they're all a bunch of ****s.Best thing you ever posted on here

Unless ****s means something good

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

This game is just going to be terrible, isn't it.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

With a 'Mancini' in the game :bow:

Not much Vidic though, sadly.

[Cripps_orig]

Andre Marriner the ref?

How ****ish is he?

Also Young benched? :lol:

[Marc Overmars]

Score predictions then?

I'm for 2-3 United.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Score predictions then?

I'm for 2-3 United.

I went for 1-2 to Man Utd.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Mancini always seems like he is on a time delay.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

3-1 United.

Rooney x2
Scholes

Tevez.

[Cripps_orig]

2-1 City

Tevez 57, Toure 76 - Rooney 29

[Joker]

1-0 City

[Coney]

I'm going for Ballotelli to get a 6 month ban after deliberately breaking Rooney's leg.

[Rors]

0-0, complete with missed pel somewhere along the line

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Chaos in Citeh's pelanty area. :lol:

[GP]

I'm going for Ballotelli to get a 6 month ban after deliberately breaking Rooney's leg.

I'd quite enjoy that.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shite cross from Agent Clichy.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Another shout for handball? Kompany needs to keep his hands behind him Big Phil style.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Manc players appeal for handball nothing given.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nani. :haha:

He has been awful so far.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tyler. :rose:

You don't want to insult Fergie too much.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Shame neville is not commentating.

[Cripps_orig]

Quinn commentating?

Since when?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Barry. :lol:

I can't believe this mongo will be in the heart of England's midfield, again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Quinn commentating?

Since when?

Our game with Wigan I think.

[GP]

Our game with Wigan I think.

I'm not watching, but I bet he says the word 'determination' about a thousand times.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Pretty poor so far.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Good run from Nasri and a decent pass to Teve; he didn't do anything with it though.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Kompany booked. Rooney refereeing the game. :bow:

[Syn]

Absolutely ridiculous decision.

The ref is following the orders well.

[Niall_Quinn]

Despicable from Rooney. As usual.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Maradona is there. :bow:

[Cripps_orig]

****adona is there

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Barely a foul let alone a card.

[Syn]

Despicable from Rooney. As usual.

You won't be invited back to commentate with blasphemy.

[Niall_Quinn]

Absolutely ridiculous decision.

The ref is following the orders well.

Another of those little decisions that leaves Kompany treading a fine line for 70 mins. All because he attempted a tackle and got kicked by Shrek. Add it up and it makes the difference over a season. Want city to lose but hard to want any team with Rooney in it to win.

[Marc Overmars]

Mariner. :bow:

Better signing than Podolski.

[Cripps_orig]

You can't win a title with Clichy in your team.

Sorry, you just can't.We did

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney. :haha:

What a clearance.

Aguero has a sight on goal but volleys it way wide.

[Niall_Quinn]

Horrendous miss by Aguero.

[Syn]

What a chance for Aguero. Tried to hit it too hard. Should've angled it to 3rd man.

[Niall_Quinn]

Is Valencia injured again?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fergie suckfest time.

:sick:

[Dennis Bendtner]

Stop bumming Fergie, NQ.

[Niall_Quinn]

Stop bumming Fergie, NQ.

Money's good, sorry.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones. :lol:

Completely wiped out by Yaya.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Doesn't even go out for the throw :lol:

[Syn]

We did

We won a title with Ashley Cole. Clichy might've made a few appearances but he was obviously not a main figure in the team. He has been a main figure in this Man City side.

But well done, there's another Internet win to add to your collection.

[Dennis Bendtner]

What a pass by Toure.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney awards himself another freekick.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney hasn't been booked all season?!

:haha:

[Cripps_orig]

We won a title with Ashley Cole. Clichy might've made a few appearances but he was obviously not a main figure in the team. He has been a main figure in this Man City side.

But well done, there's another Internet win to add to your collection.:blink:

Such a whiny little bitch you are these days :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol, Rooney has not been booked all season. Canyou fucking believe that?

[Cripps_orig]

Rooney hasn't been booked all season?!

:haha:Yup tis true

[Niall_Quinn]

Yeah, there's no corruption in football. Sure thing.

What time is he getting his penalty? Has it been decided yet?

[Niall_Quinn]

Not one to waste possession, look at this... DOH

[Niall_Quinn]

Fake injury alert.

[Rors]

@JRsBBQ Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I'm watching Man U vs Man City w/ no dog in fight. trying to better understand the game. Assume I'll be lectured by someone. Cheers.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rooney isn't letting the game flow.

[Dennis Bendtner]

Evra is alwful.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

@JRsBBQ Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I'm watching Man U vs Man City w/ no dog in fight. trying to better understand the game. Assume I'll be lectured by someone. Cheers.

:haha:

"He's not just trying to hurt the man - he's out to end his career!"

[Niall_Quinn]

Lesbo has a new haircut. Makes him look a bit butch.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

That's poor from Aguero really.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero has been shit so far. Made the wrong choice every time.

[Niall_Quinn]

Good stuff from Shrek.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Park. :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Their Park is as bad as ours.

[Niall_Quinn]

Tevez is an uglier version of King Rollo, and that's the highlight of this boring match so far.

[Niall_Quinn]

Awful by lesbo.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Citeh 1-0 Man Utd, Kompany!

[Niall_Quinn]

Kompany 1-0

[Dennis Bendtner]

Kompany is a beast.

[Rors]

So simple.

[Niall_Quinn]

Smelling might as well have headed in himself. A new Cygan in the making.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Their Park is as bad as ours.

He's been useless today should have started with young

fergie :doh:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

1-0 HT.

[Olivier's xmas twist]

Smelling might as well have headed in himself. A new Cygan in the making.

Prety much woeful defending.

[Niall_Quinn]

Rooney started well but must have lost his whistle. He'll need to dive for a pen and award it to himself to drag Utd back into this. HT 1-0 shitty

[Master Splinter]

United :doh:.

Rooney needs to step up his reffing.

Come on Youngy, come on diving, come on The Fergie, come on The Webb and come on the lesser of two evils.

[Gubby Allen]

Wonder if that jug-eared c**t will end Match of the Day with a Fergie impression if the score stays as it is.

[Rors]

:haha:

"He's not just trying to hurt the man - he's out to end his career!"

Jim Ross ‏ @JRsBBQ Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Is this football game in Manchester sold out & if so how many fans in attendance? I assume tickets are pricey. I'm enjoying it.

Always first to the relevant points is JR :lol:

[GP]

Has it been UNMISSABLE?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Unwatchable has been closer.

Hart you cheating bastard.

[Niall_Quinn]

Has it been UNMISSABLE?

Pretty much. Biggest and best game in the history of sport, I'd say.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jim Ross ‏ @JRsBBQ Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Is this football game in Manchester sold out & if so how many fans in attendance? I assume tickets are pricey. I'm enjoying it.

Always first to the relevant points is JR :lol:

As it stands it will be: Citeh! Citeh! Citeh wins the title!

[Xhaka Can’t]

Yeah, there's no corruption in football. Sure thing.

What time is he getting his penalty? Has it been decided yet?

63rd minute. :good:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya booked. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

They won't be able to maintain this level of quality for 90 mins. Eventually somebody will crack and do something decent.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Nasri. :lol:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Park hauled off, Welbeck on.

[Rors]

Park :lol: 'The Big Game Player'...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Clichy with a GHELcut doesn't seem right.

[Master Splinter]

Park :rose:.

He'll still pub some +1s in against us next season, though.

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref is doing well, giving himself plenty of time to be influenced before blowing.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya fires one across goal, somehow cleared.

[Niall_Quinn]

Classic drunken pub match now.

[Marc Overmars]

United look shite.

Bottled it tbh.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Rio. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Lol Barry is so shit.

[Master Splinter]

Cultured Rio :bow:.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones. :haha:

That is horrific.

[Rors]

Jones :haha:

[Niall_Quinn]

Almost as shit as Jones.

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

Jones :lol:

England's bright new hope.

[Niall_Quinn]

Thug de Jong coming on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Would be more dignified if the changed into bikinis and started gouging eyes out. Fucking awful match.

[Dennis Bendtner]

'fucking wake up!' :lol:

[Master Splinter]

Did someone just shout "Yaya fucking wake up"?

:haha:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Tevez off, De Jong on.

[Niall_Quinn]

Mancini going for the 1-0 de thug on, Tevez off.

[Rors]

Tevez gets applauded off. Do as I say not as I do...

[Niall_Quinn]

Clichcy misses an easy own goal.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Jones. :haha:

Booked. Should be sent off for shitness.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Shot from Yaya, wide.

Rio. :haha:

[Rors]

Did Tyler just call this match "compelling"?I admit there a few things the game is "compelling" me to do, but I doubt that's what he meant..

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya asking for a booking. He and Scholes square up. :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Ref is a bit shit shocker.

[Rors]

15minutes left. We're fast approaching Mach 8 Starfish territory...

[McNamara That Ghost...]

De Jong booked. :faint:

[Niall_Quinn]

De thug in the book. That took ages.

[Rors]

:popcorn:

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Fight Fight Fight!

Fergie and Mancini. :haha:

[GP]

Brilliant :lol:

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

He's cracking up!

[Cripps_orig]

Fergie crying :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Fergie and gypo in a punch up. Gypo ran away.

[Dennis Bendtner]

A manager punch-up would be terrific.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Aguero hits the side netting. He has had a really poor game.

[Niall_Quinn]

Aguero serves up more shite.

[Rors]

Sadly I was only able to pick out "Just piss off" from that conversation. Any other lip-readers out there?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Scholes off, Valencia on.

[Cripps_orig]

Scholes hauled off

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Carrick booked. :popcorn:

[Niall_Quinn]

Scholes off valencia on. Carrick takes out one of the gypos. Yellow card.

[GP]

Aguero hits the side netting. He has had a really poor game.

Segrio Opposite :pal:

[Olivier's xmas twist]

He's cracking up!

Pretty much :lol:

[Niall_Quinn]

Barry pretending to be injured, easily his most effective spell.

[Niall_Quinn]

Shrek upset, silly glasses and pigtails girl in the crowd looks worried.

[Dennis Bendtner]

David Platt's forehead is Gervinhoesque.

[Niall_Quinn]

Nasris mum and dad are in the crowd. Wearing body condoms so they don't make the same mistake again.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Yaya puts another one wide.

[GP]

Idiot. Had Aguero free and open.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

David Silva off, Richards on.

Nani hauled off, Youngy on.

[GP]

Nasris mum and dad are in the crowd. Wearing body condoms so they don't make the same mistake again.

Michael MacIntyre :bow:

Ellen Degeneres :bow:

[Dennis Bendtner]

NQ just described Yaya as 18 inches.

[Niall_Quinn]

Richards on to manoeuvre the bus. Silva off. Nani off, young on to dive for a pen.

[GP]

NQ just described Yaya as 18 inches.

That's a conservative estimate.

[Cripps_orig]

Young to win a penalty by diving again?

Would be funny if he was actually fouled and he didnt get it

[Rors]

Michael MacIntyre :bow:

Ellen Degeneres :bow:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ :bow:

[Niall_Quinn]

That's a conservative estimate.

I still have the stretch marks.

[McNamara That Ghost...]

Why do players do that? Unless Nasri thought he would keep it in that corner for about ten minutes.

[Rors]

Jones :lol: What a stormer he's had..

[Shaqiri Is Boss]

So, Fergie time of + or - 5 minutes?

[McNamara That Ghost...]

So, Fergie time of + or - 5 minutes?

A replay I would say.